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A deaf couple are getting married, and the man decides that they should make sure from the start that they understand important matters, so using sign language he explains to his bride: "When - I - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - left - breast - once." "When - I - do - NOT - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - right - breast - twice." "When - you - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my - penis - once."Realistically, is he good for me? I've never been so torn.
Hi, I just joined after browsing for a bit... it looks like there are wonderful and very intelligent people here. :) First of all, I'm only 20 and I guess this is the first real love I've ever had...When protest is uncool, &c.
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I’m not even going to make a hot dog joke (this will make more sense to you at the end of this post) about this one. I’ll just simply say this would be another reason to not cheat or do things to cause suspicion of cheating. 'Penis fire' suspect is charged An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.Colin Firth’s manhood photographed in bathroom
Yesterday Colin Firth was on The Daily Show last night to promote his upcoming movie with Helen Hunt, Then She Found Me. Firth talked about his experiences filming in New York City – mentioning that he’d done all the usual NYC things - “I’m always here for brief periods. I’ve taken in the sights, seen the shows, had my penis photographed…” Jon Stewart makes him go back a bit and relate what happened.Betty White, 86, brings lots of laughs to the Late Late Show
Former Golden Girl Betty White, 86, was on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson yesterday and her interview made me laugh out loud several times. Her lines were scripted jokes, but she delivered them so well it hardly mattered. I was pretty surprised when I looked up her age for this article, because I assumed she was in her 70s.Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias were married
Enrique Iglesias has admitted that he is/was married to Anna Kournikova, but he doesn’t seem too sure about how his relationship is going. The two dated for five years, splitting in May 2007. Speaking exclusively to us at his Malta gig for MTV, he said: “Oh I’m not married, no.Major religions hating on ‘The Love Guru’
The Love Guru stinks on a level previously untouched by anything other than I Know Who Killed Me. Everyone is slamming the movie – in fact it’s received some of the harshest, most vivid criticism I’ve read in years. The film came in fifth on its opening weekend at the box office – and even that was surprising.Christina Aguilera: "Inspired" to Record After Having Baby
As she celebrates today's release of her new DVD set Back to Basics: Live and Down Under at Best Buy stores, new mom Christina Aguilera phoned into Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show this morning. She revealed how her newborn son Max has inspired her to write her next album and also recalled her experience being pregnant. "It's so weird to watch the [Back to Basics] DVD and know I was pregnant with this little guy in my belly," she said."Superbad' is super good.
A small disclosure: I have somewhat the same sense of humor as the male species and I do think Michael Cera, one of the stars in Superbad, is absolutely adorable; therefore I might view Superbad more differently that others.
(Image from Yahoo! Movies)
Superbad stars Seth (Jonah Hill) and Evan (Michael Cera) as two unpopular high school best friends.
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