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Today's joke: 07.10.08 [3]
The Penis Poem My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.Today's joke: 20.09.08 [2]
A deaf couple are getting married, and the man decides that they should make sure from the start that they understand important matters, so using sign language he explains to his bride: "When - I - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - left - breast - once." "When - I - do - NOT - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - right - breast - twice." "When - you - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my - penis - once."They Got Penis'ed.
There's not much to add to this other than "ha ha, you got penis'ed", but we're somewhat curious as to how this thing went down. Was this a prank from a rival school? Was it self-inflicted?
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I know this isn't news but it's crazy. Watch closely.Major religions hating on ‘The Love Guru’
The Love Guru stinks on a level previously untouched by anything other than I Know Who Killed Me. Everyone is slamming the movie – in fact it’s received some of the harshest, most vivid criticism I’ve read in years. The film came in fifth on its opening weekend at the box office – and even that was surprising."Superbad' is super good.
A small disclosure: I have somewhat the same sense of humor as the male species and I do think Michael Cera, one of the stars in Superbad, is absolutely adorable; therefore I might view Superbad more differently that others.
(Image from Yahoo! Movies)
Superbad stars Seth (Jonah Hill) and Evan (Michael Cera) as two unpopular high school best friends.
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