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I am NOT EVEN going to try to come up with a photo for this!! Doctors warn of a dangerous new method of cocaine abuse: injecting the drug directly into the urinary tract. Physicians from New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center reported the case of a 34-year-old man who suffered severe bleeding under the skin after pumping cocaine into his urethra.Robot penis drawing
My boyfriend just started a new band with a friend. They decided to make their logo 2 robots. For the past 3 days, he's been sending me drafts of the logo via messenger to get my input.They Got Penis'ed.
There's not much to add to this other than "ha ha, you got penis'ed", but we're somewhat curious as to how this thing went down. Was this a prank from a rival school? Was it self-inflicted?
He said the wrong thing in bed
My boyfriend and I were talking about smelling like each other after sex. It has a sexy talk so I was getting in the mood and it excited me that he has my scent on him for a few days after we had sex. I know I don't smell bad, I make sure I don't.Justified?
WAUSAU, Wis. – A married eastern Wisconsin man thought he was going to a motel for a little romance with one of his handful of lovers. She allegedly played along and suggested he be tied up and blindfolded for a massage, according to court documents.Today's joke: 20.09.08 [2]
A deaf couple are getting married, and the man decides that they should make sure from the start that they understand important matters, so using sign language he explains to his bride: "When - I - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - left - breast - once." "When - I - do - NOT - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - right - breast - twice." "When - you - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my - penis - once."Fixing Flopsy
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80beats/2009/11/10/scientists-make-rabbit-penis-replacement-parts-male-rabbits-rejoice/
Our long national nightmare is over: At last, scientists can make rabbit penis spare parts.
In the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, researchers led by Anthony Atala published the results of their successful attempt to engineer new corpora cavernosas, the column of tissue that engorges with blood during male arousal, for male rabbits. Other procedures can partially restore function to a damaged phallus, and Atala’s team has previously shown they could replace a small portion of the tissue (they had up to a 50 percent success rate in rabbits).This, however, was the first time they totally replaced corpora cavernosas.
Today's joke: 07.10.08 [3]
The Penis Poem My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.Sex is good for fighting cancer !
Sex is good for you: For fighting cancer to the common cold - it's just what the doctor ordered (and men benefit most!)
• By A. Magee
Making love could be one of the few pleasures in life that is genuinely good for you, say researchers.
Not only does a healthy sex life boost mood, but there is growing evidence to show it boosts your physical well-being, too - from increasing longevity to reducing the risk of erectile dysfunction and even heart attack.
10 Things Women Forget To Do During Sex
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By: J. Wakeman
When it comes to men and sex, I’ve noticed that special requests usually come along the lines of an instant upgrade: if I’m giving a hand job, they ask for a blow job, and if I’m giving a blow job, well, why not full-on sex? That’s simple enough for me to handle if it makes sexy time shine.
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