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HOW GIRLS UNDERSTAND...
Please check this Link out - got it fm another friend of mine in the Indian web - his name is Muralidhar - i love it :ROTFL: http://www.authorstream.com/Presentation/jayamurli1954-193675-girls-understand-fun-opposite-entertainment-ppt-powerpoint/Parable: Monkey Catching
Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.Stop Monkey -ing Around!
I've heard of 'monkeying' around but this is ridiculous. Watch this news clip as they report on three monkeys out on the lake... one driving the boat and the other two riding on surf boards.Ever see a snake yawn?
This video has funny animal and human-animal bits.
Don't Mess with The Old Dogs!
One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh!Today's joke: 22.08.08 [4]
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The Cowboy Monkey
This made me chuckle. I hope it isn't cruel and the monkey is happy with no head injuries. :rotfl:Never kiss a monkey?
LisaK showed us earlier why we should never kiss a monkey. But check THIS out!Things to make you laugh
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he
in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket?
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Paen Scott is a Dark One: a vampire without a soul. And his mother is
about to lose hers, too, if Paen can’t repay a debt to a demon by
finding a relic known as the Jilin God—in five days.
Half-elf Samantha Cosse may have gotten kicked out of the Diviner’s
Order, but she’s still good at finding things—which is why she just
opened her own private investigation agency.
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