Most Farted

Aug 21, 2006 - - 7 Comments

How far can this go? Taxing cows for farting and burping

Dec 09, 2008 - I saw a snippet about this yesterday in the DC Examiner about the idea of the E.P.A. taxing farmers with a certain amount of livestock for rising levels of methane and other polluting nitrous gases emitted by their farm animals. I decided to do some research on it and found that the actual tax has not been proposed by the EPA (yet) but that a lobbying group for farmers believes that a new report released by the EPA hints at it. - 38 Comments

tickling pinching and farting - give me a break!

Oct 16, 2009 - My boyfriend has never been a real cheesy or affectionate person. I guess I've never minded it though because hes just sort of that bad guy that we all end up falling for at some point. He isnt a bad guy at all though he just acts like it. - 3 Comments

The price of gas

May 17, 2007 - I think you all can appreciate this one... I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas..... The clerk farted and gave me a receipt!! - 24 Comments

Things to make you laugh

Feb 08, 2007 - A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? - 9 Comments

Obamacare...a personal look.

Oct 25, 2009 - I am going to give you my personal look at Obamacare from a perspective which may seem a bit strange but in reality it should be alarming.  The interesting thing is that most of all of my childhood I went without even some of the basic things people assume most everyone has.   The only healthcare I had as a child was Medi-cal...which is the program upon which Obamacare was designed.     My father worked several part-time jobs as well as his full-time job as a Baptist minister.  He did everything possible to provide for us, worked his fingers to the bone and still managed to comfort the people in our church and help them deal with their own problems.  Not once did any congregation we served bother to possibly consider that making sure the minister and his family had any healthcare or even some of the basic necessities in life was one of their priorities. They did however call at any time of the day or night for his help and he was there for them.    Sometimes our whole family was there for them.  I was a very experienced babysitter, cook, and housekeeper before I was even 11.  This is not bitterness I speak from---it is my attempt at revealing to you that many who are among the uninsured are hardworking people often working in service-oriented positions which simply aren't offered healthcare.   So....let me get back to Medi-cal......the mentor of Obamacare.  When I hear people on the Obamacare bandwagon I think they probably don't really understand what they are supporting.   Many have never been on medi-cal. - 4 Comments