Nov 20, 2008 -
....you fail your sobriety test before it begins!
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Apr 06, 2009 -
NEWARK, Ohio (AP) -- Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.
Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries.
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Mar 04, 2009 -
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
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Jan 08, 2009 -
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3.
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Oct 09, 2008 -
DRUNK CONFESSIONS
Welcome to Drunk Confessions. Here you can read what our
users have been getting up to, under the influence of
their favorite alcoholic beverages.
Visit:
DRUNK CONFESSIONS
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May 23, 2008 -
Ok, you don't have to be drinking really to play. You might feel like you've been drinking after you've played though. You probably wont have the headache or hangover afterwards either.
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Nov 08, 2007 -
If you look closely you can see something resembling a ball sack hanging between her legs.
GROSS!
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Mar 22, 2009 -
PUBLIC POST
(Because I think this is important.)
Friendly fire: NYT hits Obama
By JONATHAN MARTIN | 3/22/09 7:10 PM EDT
The leading liberal voices of the New York Times editorial pages all criticized—and, in some cases, clobbered—President Obama on Sunday for his handling of the economy and national security.
It's not unusual for Barack Obama to take a little friendly fire from the Times. But it's perhaps unprecedented for him to get hit on the same day by columnists Frank Rich, Thomas Friedman and Maureen Dowd—and in the paper's lead editorial.
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Nov 07, 2008 -
I've been sick and tired of SNL these past two seasons, I mean, can't they try to be funny? (Of course, Andy Samberg is left out of that critical assessment, he always makes me giggle).
Now in its third season, I've been loving the pointed humor of 30 Rock.
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Jan 02, 2009 -
Published on Thursday, January 1, 2009 by CommonDreams.org
Go Upright And Vital And Speak The Rude Truth In All Ways
by Christopher Cooper
"Somebody got murdered on New Year's Eve; Somebody said dignity was the first to leave." They tell you in writing classes, I think, that it's poor policy to open an essay with a quotation. It makes your writing look weak.
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