Jul 13, 2009 -
Noooooo! Not TOTUS!!!
Anyhoo, this gave me a chuckle.
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Aug 07, 2008 -
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,
"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
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Dec 26, 2007 -
From cnews...
ASHLAND, Ore. - Even in death, Chet Fitch is a card.
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Jul 27, 2009 -
Erik Kripke, Creator and Executive producer
You've got a lot of explaining to do. What does "God has left the building" mean?
In the mythology of our show, God has gone missing.
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Jul 07, 2009 -
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530361,00.html
A day before New York Rep. Peter King called Michael Jackson a “pervert” unworthy of nonstop media coverage, the aunt of a U.S. soldier killed in Afghanistan on the same day Jackson died asked why her nephew's death went virtually unnoticed while the King of Pop got memorial shrines across the country.
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Jun 23, 2009 -
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Ed McMahon, the loyal "Tonight Show" sidekick who bolstered boss Johnny Carson with guffaws and a resounding "H-e-e-e-e-e-ere's Johnny!" for 30 years, died early Tuesday. He was 86.
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Mar 23, 2009 -
I can take a good joke at Canada's expense as well as my other fellow Canucks, but in my opinion this crosses the line (especially in light of the recent deaths of four Canadian soldiers).
*UPDATE (info from a Globe and Mail article)
Gutfeld apologized via his Twitter account saying, “My apologies to the Canadian military, they probably could at least beat the Belgians.”
He also issued an apology via FOX: "I realize that my words may have been misunderstood. It was not my intent to disrespect the brave men, women and families of the Canadian military, and for that I apologize.
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Jan 02, 2009 -
Published on Thursday, January 1, 2009 by CommonDreams.org
Go Upright And Vital And Speak The Rude Truth In All Ways
by Christopher Cooper
"Somebody got murdered on New Year's Eve; Somebody said dignity was the first to leave." They tell you in writing classes, I think, that it's poor policy to open an essay with a quotation. It makes your writing look weak.
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Nov 06, 2007 -
Vanity Fair magazine - Nov 2007: Legends
Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg on the set of the movie Slogan, June 1968. By Gilles Caron/Contact Press Images.
The Secret World of Serge Gainsbourg
Sixteen years after Serge Gainsbourg's death, his small, graffiti-covered Paris house is almost exactly as he left it—crammed with mementos of his poetic, nicotine-and-alcohol-fueled, sometimes scandalous life as France's most adored singer-songwriter, lover of Jane Birkin and Brigitte Bardot, and friend to countless taxi drivers and policemen.
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Nov 05, 2008 -
Michael Crichton, best known as the author of Jurassic Park and the creator of NBC's ER, has died. He was 66.
In a statement to Entertainment Tonight, his family calls his death unexpected, but said he had been privately battling cancer.
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