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Dear Dad , ..... A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow.Beautiful Lyrics ( By EMINEM )
Im just so fucking depressed I just cant seem to get out this slump If i could just get over this hump But i need something to pull me out this dump I took my bruises took my lumps Fell down and i got right back up But i need that spark to get psyched back up And in order for me to pick the mic back up I dont know how or why or when I ended up this position im in Im started to feel dissin again So i decided just to pick this pen Up and try to make an attempt to vent But i just cant admit Or come to grips the fact that i may be done with rap I need a new outlet And i know some shits so hard to swallow But i cant just sit back and wallow In my own sorrow but i know one fact Ill be one tough act to follow One tough act to follow Ill be one tough act to follow Here today gone tomorrow but you'd have to walk a thousand miles In my shoes, just to see What its like, to be me Ill be you, lets trade shoes Just to see what id be like To feel your pain, you feel mine Go inside eachothers minds Just to see what we'd find Look at shit through eachothers eyes Don't let them say you aint beautiful They can all get fucked just stay true to you Dont matter saying you aint beautiful They can all get fucked just stay true to you I think im starting to lose my sense of humor Everythings so tense and gloom I almost fee like i gotta check the temperature of the room just as soon as i walk in Its like all eyes on me i try to avoid any contact Cuz if i do that then it opens the door for conversation like i want that im not looking for extra attention i just want to be just like you Blend in with the rest of the room maybe just point me to the closest restroom I dont need no fucking man servant tryin ta follow me around and try to wipe my ass Laugh at every single joke i crack and half of them aint even funny like Hahhhhh "Marshall your so funny man you should be a comedian god damn" Unfortunately i am i just hide behind the tears of a clown So why dont you all sit downn Listen to the tale that im about to tell Hell we dont gotta trade our shoes And you dont gotta walk no thousand miles In my shoes, just to see What its like, to be me Ill be you, lets trade shoes Just to see what id be like To feel your pain, you feel mine Go inside eachothers minds Just to see what we'd find Look at shit through eachothers eyes Don't let them say you aint beautiful They can all get fucked just stay true to you Dont matter saying you aint beautiful They can all get fucked just stay true to youuuuu Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we're dealt We gotta take these cards ourselves and flip em dont expect no help Now i could have either just stayed at home sit on my ass and pissed and moaned Or take this situation with which im placed in and get up and kick my own I was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags And sat on the porch and hope and prayed for a dad to show up who never did I just wanted to fit in in every single place every school i went I dreamed of being that cool kid even if it meant acting stupid And edna always told me keep making that face and it'll get stuck like that Meanwhile im just standing there holding my tongue trynwa twalk like dwis Then i stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole at 8 years old I learned my lesson then cuz i wasn't trying to impress my friends no more But i already told you my whole life story Not just based on my description Cuz where you see it from where your sittin its probably 110% different I guess we would have to walk a mile in eachothers shoes at least What size you wear? i wear tens Lets see if you can fit your feet In my shoes, just to see What its like, to be me Ill be you, lets trade shoes Just to see what itd be like To feel your pain, you feel mine Go inside eachothers minds Just to see what we'd find Look at shit through eachothers eyes It dont matter saying you aint beautiful They can all get fucked just stay true to you Don't let them say you aint beautiful They can all get fucked just stay true to you So It dont matter saying you aint beautiful They can all get fucked just stay true to you So Yeah To my babies Stay strong Daddy will be home soon And to the rest of the world God gave you shoes to fit you So put em on and wear them Be yourself man Be proud of who you are And even if it sounds corny Dont ever let anyone tell you you ain't beautiful..Us Weekly talk about Rob & Kristen Rumors
In the latest issue of Us weekly they talk about Rob's birthday dinner, and the rumors of Rob and Kristen. Here is what the article says:
When Robert Pattinson sank his teeth into his birthday supper May 13 at the Glowbal Grill & Satay Bar in Vancouver, he was joined by his parents and some castmates- including Kristen Stewart. "His mom and dad were all smiles," a witness tells Hot Stuff.
CHAPTER 95
Oh yes, and the parcel fm my parents had not arrived either… No idea whether it had been the war or whether someone else had found it nice and kept it. Could be… Next time I would tell my parents – write OLD clothes and pls never ever write more than 50 Swiss Franks on it… However c’est la vie…
I did not count on it anymore – too many days had passed; i.e. more than a month.
EXCLUSIVE: Emmy Award-Winning Actor Discovers He Has a Son
Actor turned turned radio personality Jay Thomas (who nabbed two Emmys for his role on '90s sitcom Murphy Brown) has discovered he has an illegitimate son. Thomas' son, John Harding "JT," who is the frontman for the band JTX, found his father after years of searching. "I was told by my adoptive parents, 'I joined them as a family member as an infant and my biological dad was 'different' and not like the rest of us," Harding tells Usmagazine.com.Boyfriend still making dumb comments
Thank you to everyone who commented on my question a few weeks ago about my boyfriend making inappropriate jokes/comments. I think everyone is right -- that there should be a way to work through this and that if he really is a good person (which he is) that I just need to learn a way to get over it or to calmly address it with him. I don't know if it's as much an insecurity, though, as the way I was raised.Buried six feet underground...Dead and gone, no longer around
My husband and I were talking last night about people who have so much drama in their families. Not like dumb drama but real drama – it came up because his boss’ wife’s sister died this year, dad died this year, mom died last year, a nephew killed himself last year, and then she just found out that her nephew died in a plane crash last year. Using my sarcastic humor as a defense mechanism to lighten the situation, I said that’s why you shouldn’t be close to your family.Ray Romano pens new TV show to star in
Ray Romano is working on a return back to TV. Romano has teamed up with “Everybody Loves Raymond” scribe-producer Mike Royce to create a comedic one-hour drama called “Men of a Certain Age,” in which Romano will also star. And in a rare move, tv station TNT is ready to go straight to pilot on the script, which was written outside the normal development process.BREAKING NEWS: Cameron Diaz Speaks Out on Father's Death
Two days after the passing of her father, Cameron Diaz has spoken out about his life and the support she's received from fans. "My mom, sister and I are deeply appreciative of the overwhelming outpouring of love and support during this difficult time for us and all of our family," she said in a statement. "My dad was loved by so many people and his humor and spirit will always live on in our hearts," she added.Book to Film: The Nanny Diaries
It seems I’ve found an exact flip flop in this adaptation from its similar counterpart, The Devil Wears Prada.
The Book:
Although this book is written in the same vein as The Devil Wears Prada, this one actually makes me feel sympathetic for the narrator/victim. Unlike Prada, the job of a nanny is far from glamorous and there’s no free designer clothes involved either (even at Christmas the nanny receives a simple pair of earmuffs in lieu of the expensive handbags and bonus checks given to the rest of the “help”).
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