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Unsolicited Relationship Advice For Jennifer Aniston

TresSugar — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:00:23 -0700

Umm, wow. Wow! So there's this couple, Frank and Sharon, in British Columbia who make "movies." I want to believe they are in on the joke, but I am not entirely sure. Actually, it doesn't matter. If you check out some of the videos on their site, you'll see that they are amazing.

Now they've turned their attention to dishing out love advice to celebrities, specifically Jennifer Aniston and her rumored beau Gerard Butler. Sharon says, "Gerard take Jennifer to the beach, drink wine, laugh a lot." That's it! That's her advice. Except, Gerard, be sure not to spill your rosé on Jen when an animated tanker pulls onto the beach carrying the wrathfully calm and armed Brad Pitt.

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0700

I defy you to explain what is going on in this picture. I am at a total loss.

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Cuckoo and Cockatoo Duo

GiggleSugar — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0700

Maybe something is wrong with me, but this totally cracked me up. This woman begins singing (about bacon and pork?) and as soon as she looks at her cute bird, he screeches at the top of his lungs. It's unclear whether the scream is one of sheer terror, or if he's playing along. La, la, la, la, la!

Amazing Toilet Paper Sculptures

GiggleSugar — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0700

Some people read while they're in the bathroom doing their business. Others just try to get out as soon as possible. Jacquet Fritz Junior? He sees a toilet paper roll and makes art. There are regular folks, and then there are Artistes. Funny thing is, these Easter Island statue lookalikes seem a tad constipated, no?

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Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0700

It's been a long while since I've found a man worthy of the Eligible Bachelor du Jour title. Until now. Meet the man with golden tresses that flow in the wind. Just like a pretty pony. Hawt.

Now This Is a First Name!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 08:00:00 -0700

It's in the pantheon of first names that don't need last names, like Cher, Madonna, and Bjork.

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Flashback: 1-900-2-Insult

GiggleSugar — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:50:45 -0700

I really want to revive the 900 phone line phenomenon. It's an awesome retro way to get your kicks for only a few bucks a shot. Take 1-900-2-INSULT. Are you a masochist who just needs your fix? Is your self-esteem a little too high today? Well, the folks on the end of the line have fresh insults just for you - in case you forget what an assclown you are.

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 07:00:00 -0700

Having babies? Cute. Having teenagers? Not so cute. (On a side note, I watch this and wonder, have there ever been drug ads that worked? Like, someone watched one and said, "No more cocaine for me"? Doubtful.)

Middle School Teacher of the Year Drunkenly Forces Students to Dance With Her

GiggleSugar — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:00:00 -0700

Florida Teacher Accused of Being Drunk at School Quits

Why teach middle school students boring old reading, writing, and arithmetic when you can show them how to party like a middle-aged rock star? That appears to have been 42-year-old Tampa Bay resident Kylene Nelson's strategy when she got so drunk at school she forced her terrified students to dance with her and then ran to a nearby recreation center where she passed out on some outdoor chairs. Students report being horrified that Nelson appeared to have no underwear on while she rubbed her butt all over them. As one student said, "We all got kinda scared." Jeebus, woman! Get some help. These children are now scarred for life. I am - and I wasn't even there! Click here to read more.

Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:00:00 -0700

Ohio Man Charged With Drunken Driving on a Bar Stool

You know it's time for rehab and that your brain is pickled beyond belief when you decide that your best means of transportation is a motorized bar stool you made yourself. You might as well just do what that drunk on The Andy Griffith Show would do: get wasted, and go to directly to the police station and sleep it off inside a jail cell. Someone called the cops when they saw this fool driving erratically in a "strange motorized machine" that turned out to be his customized lawn mower vehicle. I mean, seriously, dude. WTF?! Click here to read more.

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