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Unsolicited Relationship Advice For Jennifer Aniston
Umm, wow. Wow! So there's this couple, Frank and Sharon, in British Columbia who make "movies."
WTF?!
I defy you to explain what is going on in this picture. I am at a total loss.
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Cuckoo and Cockatoo Duo
Maybe something is wrong with me, but this totally cracked me up. This woman begins singing (about bacon and pork?) and as soon as she looks at her cute bird, he screeches at the top of his lungs. It's unclear whether the scream is one of sheer terror, or if he's playing along.
Amazing Toilet Paper Sculptures
Some people read while they're in the bathroom doing their business. Others just try to get out as soon as possible. Jacquet Fritz Junior?
Eligible Bachelor du Jour
It's been a long while since I've found a man worthy of the Eligible Bachelor du Jour title. Until now. Meet the man with golden tresses that flow in the wind.
Now This Is a First Name!
It's in the pantheon of first names that don't need last names, like Cher, Madonna, and Bjork.
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Flashback: 1-900-2-Insult
I really want to revive the 900 phone line phenomenon. It's an awesome retro way to get your kicks for only a few bucks a shot. Take 1-900-2-INSULT.
WTF?!
Having babies? Cute. Having teenagers?
Middle School Teacher of the Year Drunkenly Forces Students to Dance With Her
Florida Teacher Accused of Being Drunk at School Quits
Why teach middle school students boring old reading, writing, and arithmetic when you can show them how to party like a middle-aged rock star? That appears to have been 42-year-old Tampa Bay resident Kylene Nelson's strategy when she got so drunk at school she forced her terrified students to dance with her and then ran to a nearby recreation center where she passed out on some outdoor chairs. Students report being horrified that Nelson appeared to have no underwear on while she rubbed her butt all over them.
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Ohio Man Charged With Drunken Driving on a Bar Stool
You know it's time for rehab and that your brain is pickled beyond belief when you decide that your best means of transportation is a motorized bar stool you made yourself. You might as well just do what that drunk on The Andy Griffith Show would do: get wasted, and go to directly to the police station and sleep it off inside a jail cell. Someone called the cops when they saw this fool driving erratically in a "strange motorized machine" that turned out to be his customized lawn mower vehicle.
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