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Colbert Won't Tell Us How to Get to Socialist Sesame Street
Last night Stephen Colbert took on Sesame Street, the "most insidious socialist brainwashing program in our nation's history," on its 40th anniversary. When not condemning SS for indoctrinating children with a love of learning and showing adorable clips, he calls out Grover for allowing kids to think marriage is just between two people and the legalization of Bert-and-Ernie marriages.
The Last Decade in Less Than Seven Minutes
Believe it or not, we're about to start a new decade in less than two months. That means we can all get ready for the barrage of recaps about the last 10 years, which have truly seen a lot of strange and sad events. This has been a decade dominated by terrorism, wars, Terri Schiavo, Hurricane Katrina, and gay marriage bans.
Flashback: 1986 Crystal Light Aerobics Competition
Ah, the '80s. The decade of Crystal Light lemonade, Devo, and national aerobics championships. One of the competitors in the clip below says that if he had to describe their act, he would use one word: HAWT.
Happy Caturday!
I love when cats go into crouching tiger kitten, hidden dragon mode on little bugs. They don't want to kill them, necessarily, they just enjoy little scurrying things. (OK, maybe they want to eff with them a teensy bit.) His flexibility is quite impressive, I have to say.
Bad Relationship, Great Sex?
Is it possible to have great sex with someone you hate? That was the hot and heavy debate on last night's Parks and Recreation, when mustachioed Ron reunites with his ex-wife Tammy. The toxic couple can't talk without fighting — and the fighting inevitably leads to sex.
Someone Cared! Woman Called 911 in Richmond Rape Case
Margarita Vargas, an 18-year-old woman from Richmond, CA (and a graduate of Richmond High) was the lone person who called 911 on the night a teenager was gang raped outside her high school while a homecoming party was still going on. It's alleged that at least 20 people watched and did nothing. Vargas says that her brother-in-law came home and told her he'd seen a woman being raped; it was Vargas who insisted they call the police.
Flashback: Cheaters, the Most Trashtastic Reality TV Show Ever
Back in the day when I watched waaay too much television, I couldn't even justify it by saying I was watching the good stuff. If anything, I watched the worst television had to offer. Take Cheaters, the reality television show hosted by smarmy Joey Greco.
Douchebags Attempt to Reclaim the Word, Bro
If the Daily Show left you wanting more douchebags to laugh at, I present you with the Douchebag Solidarity Movement. They are douchebags, and they're taking back the word! In this video, these fine douchebag specimens explain that the Merriam Webster dictionary defines "douche" as a jet of cleansing solution directed toward a bodily cavity.
New York vs. Philadelphia: Who Has the Douchiest Fans?
You might have thought the World Series game between New York and Philadelphia the other night was huge. Well, Jason Jones and John Oliver from The Daily Show are here to prove that the real competition was between the fans — battling it out for the title of American sports' douchiest fans. It was a really hard one to judge, as you will see.
Happy Caturday!
This squash-faced kitteh sure has the sweet life! Not only does he get fed by hand, with chopsticks, but if his human companion servant doesn't do it fast enough, he swats her! It's good to be the king.
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