Anyone who has ever heard of a gift registry knows that people get picky when it comes to which gifts they'll accept into their homes. This is particularly true with bride-zillas, first-time pregnant ladies, and design fiends. So, if you're planning to pick up a gift for the son or daughter of a design fiend friend or family member, you better restrain yourself before you head to Toys 'R Us. Toys Read more

With a tickle, tickle here. And a giggle, giggle there . . . Thanks, College Humor! Read more

You know what they say about little dogs — they're the fiercest of the bunch. And the yapmeister below is not gonna allow this karate know-it-all kick up trouble on his territory. Oh, hells no. If he keeps up with all his fancy kung fu, he's really gonna get it. Like, really. Don't make this pup do damage. One more kick will unleash the guard dog within. Oh, was that another kick? Well . . . Read more

Can someone please wash this filthy bucket's mouth out with soap? Read more

This children's piano has an awfully strange request. No wonder kids are growing up fast these days. What kind of filthy "toys" are they playing with? (And what's that poking out from between the pages of the music book? Whatever it is, that goofy grin has got to go!) Read more

The latest trend in gaming is exergaming, which is a combo of exercise and gaming. Think Dance, Dance Revolution and Wii. Fisher Price saw an opening in the market and went for it. The Smart Cycle is a stationary bike, a learning center and an arcade game system for kids 3-6 years old. The Smart Cycle plugs into your TV, kids hop on and as they pedal, animated characters guide them through Read more

It's hard to believe what entertained kids in the past. But let's get past this cheery commercial to the heart of the matter: The bizarro name is overcompensating for something, and that something is serious boredom. Read more

The kids in this commercial must've been tip-top actors, because I refuse to believe that children were ever this pumped about playing with a messy plastic cow. I'd much rather play with an Oopsie-Daisy Cow Dispenser that could at least crap real jelly beans all day long. Read more

I loved Red Light, Green Light, Best-Bear, and the flints I found in the backyard, part of which contained an old arrowhead bed. My mom kept the perfect and whole arrowheads, and I got a box of flint I'd spend hours banging together in the dark. Good times. Do tell, which childhood toys and games do you remember best? Source Read more