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Charmin Thinks Ass Hygiene Is the Sh*t

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Have the toilet-paper people run out of crap to talk about? For a long time, the buzz was about how "soft" various brands were, followed by the exciting "double-roll" sitch, and now . . . TP butt residue? This is fearmongering at its finest. I can't say I'm familiar with the "pieces left behind" problem, but now that Charmin raises the issue, I'm officially paranoid. Toilet paper clinging to my shoe, I can handle. Butt my ass? Let's not go there.

In This Crapper, I Thee Wed

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:00:00 -0800

Let me get this straight: this loony entered a contest to win a destination wedding in a public restroom and a wedding gown made of 2-ply "extra-soft" toilet tissue? Some prize. This marriage is off to a stinky start.

Kitty Vs. Toilet Paper

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:00:00 -0700

When life gives you lemons, attack a roll of toilet paper. (That's how this kitty rolls.)

Toilet Paper Wedding Gowns

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:02:00 -0700

Let's be honest, the gown is as crucial to the wedding as the groom is. So what to do if you're a bride on a budget? Look no further than your bathroom, because the perfect gown is sitting next to the commode. That's right. The fabric may be toilet paper, but it creates a very clean look. So why run out and buy an expensive dress that you'll only wear once (fingers crossed), when you can just TP yourself instead? Sit and think on it...

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Amazing Toilet Paper Sculptures

GiggleSugar — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0700

Some people read while they're in the bathroom doing their business. Others just try to get out as soon as possible. Jacquet Fritz Junior? He sees a toilet paper roll and makes art. There are regular folks, and then there are Artistes. Funny thing is, these Easter Island statue lookalikes seem a tad constipated, no?

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Toilet Paper Wedding Dresses

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Most brides-to-be would include Vera Wang, InStyle magazine, and the Fashion Institute of Technology as their wedding-prep dream team. Others, like the following women, will settle for Charmin, Cheap Chic Weddings, and Ripley's Believe It or Not! They're winners in the fourth annual design-a-wedding-dress-with-toilet-paper contest. They could only use TP, tape, paper, and glue. Dang - these dresses are awesome! I just hope they were allowed to use 3-ply. They look pretty delicate.

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Giggle's Anti-Gift Guide: Sodoku Toilet Paper

GiggleSugar — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:30:00 -0800

Not to be gross, but wouldn't you need to be in the crapper for a really long time to actually get anything out of playing Sodoku with a pen and toilet paper? I've never played Sodoku, but I've heard it's hard, and it just seems like you'd be better off concentrating on, ahem, other things. Cuz who really wants to stay in the WC for that long?

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GiggleSugar Exclusive! Product of the Day: Ann Coulter Toilet Paper

GiggleSugar — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:05:17 -0700

I think I speak for most people (no matter what their politics), when I say that Ann Coulter just needs to shut her pie hole. Her hate speech, poorly disguised as political commentary or "jokes," should get no more attention from mainstream media. C'mon now--Coulter's not serious enough to be a political commentator and not funny enough to be a comedian. Since it's unlikely she's going away as long as we take her seriously, I say we should stop talking back--and start wiping.

That's why it's with great pleasure that I introduce you to X-Wipes' new edition to their printed TP family: Ann Coulter toilet paper. Coulter's made a mess of political discourse with her verbal diarrhea, and we the people need to clean it up. The medium is the message! Available for purchase on April Fool's Day, so get your own roll soon and wipe back!

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Product of the Day: Toilet Paper Dispenser

GiggleSugar — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 13:00:00 -0700

If you thought the beer-launching fridge was the brainchild of a whole lotta laziness, then you have yet to be introduced to this toilet paper folder and dispenser, which as far as I know isn't on the market--yet! It not only gathers and folds the t.p. for you, but cuts it from the roll as well. Genius! Now we can give those gossip mags the undivided attention they deserve. Well, almost undivided...it is the bathroom, you know.

Product of the Day: Paris Hilton Toilet Paper

GiggleSugar — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:54:15 -0800

This is an idea whose time has come. Paris Hilton toilet paper. The satisfaction you'll get using this is well worth the $6 a roll, in my estimation.