It's a smackdown! Presidential hopefuls and their antics have been put in their place — the farcical WWE wrestling ring. Throw "Hill-rod" and Obama into the ring and we finally have some real fighting up in here. The dainty scarf tied stylishly 'round her neck is fierce, but can it beat his Cheshire cat smile? Winner takes on the McCainiacs in November. Who ya got? Get Flash to see this Read more

Homeboy in the blue blazer thinks he's doing Hillary Clinton some kind of service by taking center stage and busting his most badass, J Lo-infused rhyme for a group of supporters. I don't think this is exactly helping Hillary get the youth vote. In this popularity contest we call politics, we are the company we keep, and Hillary needs a new crowd — the Mean Girls maybe? (I kid, I kid.) Read more

Political tensions are running high these days and everyone's playing the finger pointing game, but — can't we all just chill on the presidential front? Enter Hector. He's the new, nonpartisan candidate to enter the race. He's easy on the eyes and instead of engaging in pointless yackity yack with other politicians, Hector makes really cool squishy sounds with his cheeks. Need I say more? Read more

It's no secret that "change" is the buzzword of this presidential race. We've heard time and time again: the Dems are all about it. But who promises to be the biggest breath of fresh "change" out there? Obama, the candidate who's lived a life of "change" from the day he was in diapers. In fact, he could "change" his own damn diapers back in the day— so they say. Get Flash to see this Read more

The term "douchebag" has not only sleazed its way into mainstream pop-culture speak, but has also become the focal point of the highly scientific study of doucheology. And now, we're seeing the inevitable emergence of the douche-factor in politics. What is a DB politician to do when his DB voter base is too busy spritzing the fourth round of body spray to get to the damn polls in time to vote? Read more

Forget all this caucus mumbo jumbo, I already know who I'm voting for this election. He's bipartisan, wears a tie everyday, and despite his youth, is already at a loss for hair. If these qualities don't denote maturity and prudence, then. . .I don't care. He's a good boy. Read more

All party affiliations aside, we have to give Hill some credit for taking the reins, challenging gender norms, and acting on her presidential itch. Along the campaign trail, Clinton must face the "remnants" of sexism on a daily basis, as demonstrated by the spectacle below. If this dumbass dude wanted to play hardball, he'd engage in serious debate. But after angry crowds tie that wrinkled shirt Read more

One of the Presidential candidates will be the future leader of our country, but would you trust them to hold your babe? One dad did. Darren Garnick, father of two, recants his experience hitting the campaign trail for pictures of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, John Edwards, Rudy Giuliani, Dennis Kucinich, Bill Richardson and Mitt Romney with his 5-month-old daughter, Dahlia in a Read more

The 2008 presidential election is nearly one year away and I think it's going to be a rather interesting year watching what progresses with the candidates. One thing that I am most interested in when deciding who I will vote for is their platform on health care. With so many candidates out there right now, it's tough to keep all the facts (and all the BS) straight, so I was pretty psyched to find Read more