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Do Tell: What's the Worst Pickup Line That's Been Used on You?

DearSugar — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:30:00 -0800

Many of you had dates to go out with your girlfriends over the weekend, which leads me to believe that eligible bachelors took notice. In the wonderful world of dating, getting the attention of the person you have your eye on is crucial, but often times lame pickup lines are used to do so! I bet we've all heard our fair share of them so do tell, what's the worst pickup line someone's tried on you?

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What's the Worst Pick up Line you Have Ever Heard?

DearSugar — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:00:00 -0700

It seems like some men just don't know how to be subtle anymore. While I find confidence and assertiveness attractive, a presumptuous and overly cocky man just makes me cringe. After reading an article about the new VH1 show, "The Pick-Up Artist" it made me realize that the days of going out with your girlfriends, just to catch up without being bothered by men are long gone.

This new show teaches 8 unlucky in love men how to gain self confidence in order to turn the women of their dreams into the women of their reality. It's an eight week boot camp to compete for the title of "Master Pick-Up Artist" aided by Mystery, the head honcho, and his wing men, Matador and J Dog. While it seems pretty astonishing that some men have a difficult time mastering the art of the pick up line since it is second nature to oh so many, ladies, tell me, what is the worst pick up line you have ever been thrown?

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Flashback: Ted Danson Picks Up a Book, and That's It

TresSugar — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:00:00 -0700

Is this Ted Danson's long-lost audition tape for that sleazy bartender he played on Cheers? As he reads pick-up line after pick-up line from a book that looks like a prayer book (perhaps, not so different?), he acts the part of a creep as well as he wears that argyle sweater. "God gave you a beautiful body," he says, "share it." God gave you a lot of hair, Ted, cut it.

It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:00:00 -0700

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, we thought we'd revive an old post and throw these pirate pick-up lines yarrr way. Enjoy!

Pick-up lines are usually weak and ineffective, but have you been approached by a pirate lately? Those pirates really know how to work what they got and I must admit, a few of these lines are so wrong and absurd, they strike me funny bone and almost hook me interest. Here arrrrrrrre a few:

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
So you're the new cabin boy, eh?
You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, baby.
Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

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New Pick-Up Technique: Lickin' Chicks

GiggleSugar — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:45:00 -0700

Instead of throwing overused pick-up lines at unsuspecting (and otherwise uninterested) women, these dudes throw them long sloppy licks. On the cheek. Along the back of the arm. Even under their feet! A slap in the face usually follows and when it does, these guys get giddy. If this "grab gals by the tongue" technique ever catches on, I'll be knocking on the doors of the nearest nunnery-- lickety-split! (That is, if I didn't knock one of these guys out cold first.)

We Have Enough Problems As It Is...

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 16:00:00 -0700

This skit about pick-up lines imagines what would happen if women had the same problem that some men do...Oy vey.

Dad & Son Bond Over Whoppers & Cheesy Chick Come-Ons

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 13:00:00 -0800

So it seems as though some boys are taught sleazy pick-up lines early on in life. But perhaps we shouldn't be so offended that men compare women to every barnyard animal imaginable (chicks, biatches, babes etc...) because, judging from this clip, they seem to have no problem comparing themselves to any cheap item listed on a fast food value menu. Mmm, I'm drooling. Are you?

Pick Up Lines For Married People

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:00:00 -0800

These married guys wanna get withchoo-so they can get to your husbands. Meeting place? The farmer's market. Got kids? They have a membership to Gymboree with free passes. Turned on yet? I didn't think so.

Firsts! Oprah Shares Her First Cover With First Lady

CitizenSugar — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:03:50 -0800

For the last nine years Oprah has been a regular face and figure at the grocery store check-out line. The media mogul has been the sole cover girl on O magazine since its inception. But the upcoming April issue is a different story - Oprah is sharing(!) with First Lady Michelle Obama.

In the issue, which hits newsstands March 17, Michelle dishes on her new life in the White House. Here are some highlights:

On her first weekend in the White House: Well, we still had family here, so it was almost like a wedding. A huge, very complicated wedding. The last visitors didn't leave until Sunday. And then the first Monday was kind of weird. You know: Now we live here, and Barack is getting up and going to work, and it's just us. This is our home now.

On who the White House really belongs to: When you go out and come back, especially at night, with all the white lights on - it's just beautiful. We feel privileged, and we feel a responsibility to make it feel like the people's house. We have the good fortune of being able to sleep here, but this house belongs to America.

Will you encourage Oprah to share more by picking up this issue?

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Dear Poll: Is Falling in Love Scary or Exciting?

DearSugar — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:00:00 -0800

I'm finally caught up on The Bachelor, and after watching Monday night's episode, I couldn't help but pick up on an overall feeling the girls were experiencing - fear. While their circumstances are certainly unique, I happen to think that falling in love is far more exciting than it is scary. Sure, letting your guard down and putting your heart on the line is always risky, but the potential gain far outweighs that risk, if you ask me. What about you? Do you think falling in love is scary or exciting?

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