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British Men Desperate For Moob Jobs

TresSugar — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 02:00:00 -0700

American women may want bigger boobs, but British men want smaller ones - on themselves, that is.

Turns out there was a 44 percent increase year over year in men who want to get rid of their larger-than-normal "man boobs," aka moobs. A moob job to reduce their size is now the fifth most popular cosmetic surgery procedure for men.

"We are seeing men of all ages coming in to have their breasts made smaller," said plastic surgeon Douglas McGeorge, including one grandfather who had never removed his shirt on the beach because he was embarrassed about the size of his chest.

Men really are the new women. The other procedures more popular than moob jobs for British men? Nose jobs, eye lifts, ear pinning, and liposuction.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:00:00 -0800

You guys lost me at "men's premium brassiere."

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Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Fri, 16 May 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Boobs v. Moobs: Court Ruling Sparks Censorship Debate

England is bringing the "are moobs the same as boobs?" controversy to the courts! (You can't see me jumping for joy over here, but I am. Trust.) A man recently got away with secretly filming another man in his swimming trunks at a public pool because it was declared legal to ogle a man's chest but not a woman's breasts. Here's my favorite part of the news article, which you can read by clicking here: "This was the case even if the man in question was obese, and had 'man breasts' or 'moobs. . .' " Another judge has overturned the ruling because the judge in the first case, he claims, "failed properly to explain to the jury the difference between breasts and chest." Wow. May I be a juror? Please, please?!

Stand-Up Comedy in Japan Is Whack

GiggleSugar — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:00:00 -0800

Moob alert! If you plan to press play on the vid below, equip yourself with a pair of sunglasses and/or a blindfold now. Moob man's muffin top hasn't seen the light of the day in a half decade - so why would he go on a shirt strike now? It beats me, but I do think a refrigerator and a box of magnets would do wonders for his social life.

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:03:36 -0700

Why haven't the good folks over at Victoria's Secret tapped into the moob market yet? No casting call necessary. We got the perfect model right here.

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Moobs: Be Very Afraid

GiggleSugar — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:02:00 -0700

Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. (Who married this goober?!)

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Beat Boxing Moobs

GiggleSugar — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:02:00 -0700

Mo' Moobs, Mo' Problems. Just when I thought I had seen every possible vulgarity involving man boobs, this video finds its way onto the internet. I think it's the worst of the bunch because it assaults both the eyes and ears, and beat boxing will forever trigger this nightmare in my mind from now on. Someone make the jiggle stop!

Man Boobs: Be Very, Very Afraid (NSFW)

GiggleSugar — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:05:24 -0700

Moobies, moobs, man cans--call them what you will. They're terrifying. There's a story behind this video, but I'm not sure I can handle the truth. Warning: you will be scarred for life.

Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:00:00 -0700

In this classic SNL skit, Sarah Michelle Geller and Will Ferrell promote a new magazine called Holding Your Own Boobs, geared for both men and women. It proves that naughty can be nice and sexy doesn't have to be offensive, unless, of course, moobs aren't on your "ooh la la" list of fetishes. But if they aren't, get with the program already!

Remember This Nut Job?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:00:00 -0700

We recently posted Mr. Pregnant (as he calls himself) as our Moobalicious Bachelor Du Jour in hope that a blind and selfless someone would give our eyes a break and steal him away from his webcam for a while. No such luck. This nut job, who specializes in population control by way of curbing reproductive urges worldwide, now has a real job. Yes, his internet fame has landed him on our television screens. Even he thinks it's "freakin' crazy!"