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Zombie Woman on the Judge Jeanine Pirro Show

GiggleSugar — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 03:00:00 -0700

Lady, you need to get your weird self to a diction specialist pronto! This zombie auctioneer style of talking to Judge Jeanine Pirro about how you had a distinguished career before you started working at a brothel isn't doing you any favors. Trust me.

Poor Doggie!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:00:00 -0800

This poor dog's only crime is that he likes to eat food on the dinner table. (OK, that is pretty annoying, but still.) So his owners brought in a trainer to teach Stains (yes, that's his name) how to exhibit some self-control. Basically, Stains goes into a zombie-like hypnotic trance when faced with a plate of cupcakes. I know that expression well: It's the same look I get when face-to-face with a plate of nachos or some Southern fried chicken. Poor Stains. With a name like that, it's no wonder you have issues!

VH1's The Pickup Artist: The Most Douchetastic Show on Television?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:00:00 -0800

I really need to start watching cable again. VH1's The Pickup Artist starring Mystery (you may remember him from yesterday's If You Had To . . . challenge) looks spectacularly hilarious. The premise is simple: take some dorks and have a man who dresses like a "goth aviator" tell 'em the secrets to picking up chicks. (It involves a lotta cheesy pickup lines, wearing fuzzy hats, and sporting guyliner.) "Someday," he tells the cool-challenged fellows, "you're going to get so good at this, you will teach it to your sons." Ha! Something tells me Mr. Brian already has some tricks up his sleeve . . .

Men in Thongs: Yea or Nay?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0800

An eagle-eyed reader recently alerted Joel McHale from The Soup to soap star Cameron Mathison's thong-slip in an episode of All My Children. The bane of my existence, thongs are a wear-only-if-you-need-to appurtenance. If you're wearing bulky jeans, as this dude is, why on earth . . . oh, I'll stop and just ask you. Men in thongs: yea or nay?

Captain Underpants Is Not Ready for Prime Time

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:30:00 -0800

The Soup is traumatizing us with all sorts of weirdness this week. Al Roker dressed up as a gingerbread man. And then this poor child dressed as. . .I don't know what it is. All I know is that usually screaming is a sign someone's not happy.

Flashback: Deep Thoughts From Gary Busey

GiggleSugar — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 09:00:00 -0800

Gary Busey is not like you or me. Busey has been touched by a mad angel. This causes him to to rant, rave, and inspire others, as he does in this old clip from Celebrity Fit Club 4 which was introduced by The Soup host Joel McHale. I sooo need a victory juice injection to power through today . . .

Tyra Banks Is Out of Her Ever-Lovin' Mind

GiggleSugar — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:00:00 -0700

Joel McHale from The Soup didn't even need to make jokes about this recent Tyra Banks taking a bath story. It pretty much makes the commentary on its own. Step away from the crazy, Tyra.

Cute Alert: Dancing Nathaniel From Yo Gabba Gabba

GiggleSugar — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:00:00 -0700

I can see the future for little dancing Nathaniel here on the children's show Yo Gabba Gabba. And it's looking very, very punk rock.

"Ma'am, Why Are You in a Tree?"

GiggleSugar — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Ahhh. To be young, drunk, and climbing trees! Some Cops episodes are scary and violent. This? Just dumb. And I love her answer. Simple and straightforward. How could you argue with it, really?

Click here for the entire awesome video courtesy of Condensed Soup.

Sisterhood of the Traveling...Oh, No You Di'int!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:00:00 -0700

I wonder what gives me the impression America Ferrara thinks that Blake Lively, her Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants costar, is a dumbass. They were on a morning show promoting the film with the dumbest name ever (I still can't say it without laughing) when Blake starts babbling about Gossip Girl. Hmmm, let's see. Sidelong stink eye, check. Bug-eyed "OMG, she's so dumb!" expression, check. Future public apology/statement: "This was totally misconstrued and people need to start worrying about important things," check.