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Who would you knock Republican boots with? Samuel Wurzelbacher aka "Joe the Plumber" (shown here in a Snuggie!) or Rush "I hope this nation goes down in flames" Limbaugh? (Stay tuned for the Democratic version of "If You Had To...")
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It's If You Had To... Douches Wild edition! On your left, Mystery, the pickup artist who turns nice guys into douches on VH1's The Pickup Artist.
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These two douches aren't exactly a girl's best friend. The almost unrecognizable Andy Dick was recently arrested outside a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in a Murrieta, CA, parking lot for groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts, and Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild infamy likes to get girls drunk and then film them stripping and making fools of themselves. This might be the hardest one, people, so I'll try to make it as easy as possible.
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The Baldwin brothers are suffering from a serious case of doucheface. Our little game usually features only two undesirables, but the Baldwin family has douchelords to spare. Who would you hook up with, and possibly risk being verbally abused by, if you had to...
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The biennial World Beard and Mustache Championships are taking place in Anchorage, Alaska next year. Here are a couple of the American contenders. Not all women hate beards, but these two would try the patience of even the most open-minded of women!
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If it seems like hate on Bill O'Reilly week that's because it is! Haha. Come on, now, anyone who's seen him go off on his guests when they don't say what he wants, or viewed this vintage example of his a-holery, know he's no innocent.
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I've been really easy on you guys in the past few If You Had To's. Let's make this little game hard again, shall we? Some women gravitate toward losers like cheap whisky on ice.
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This If You Had To is a bit of a departure from the others, because these two are actually kinda hot underneath all their crunky skank. The English have a knack for producing this "addicted pirate who is allergic to bathing" type. In one corner, I present you with Russell Brand.
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These two fancy themselves as tough guys with some affinity to the mystical East. Chuck Norris has been kickin' it kung fu style since back in the day, and Steven Seagal, when he's not starring in clunkers like Under Siege, participates in the creation of dubious energy drinks. With whom would you have tantric sex involving lots of heavy breathing, hand holding, and staring into one another's beady eyes if you had to...
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It's baaack! The poll you love to hate. The poll that threatens to kill your libido for the rest of the year.
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