This is one hellavuh halftime show! Meet Daniel Browning Smith. Unsurprisingly, the Guinness Book of Useless Records has named him the World's Most Flexible Man. Rubberboy here stretches himself this way and that and up and around and inside and out for fans at sporting events. Cuz, let's be honest, seeing a man nearly shove his head up his arse is more exciting than any old singer any day. Read more

If I ever get suckered into a game of pool, I get dibs on this chick. I can't make a shot for the life of me, but she'll bend over backwards to get the job done. Score! (Bets, anyone?) Read more

But "that girl" in the background totally steals the show. Source Read more

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Gumby here can sit her hips on her head, use her feet as headrests, crawl through her knees, and perform handstand push-ups. All the while, she looks smokin' hot and doesn't even break a sweat. Some people get all the good genes.  read more Read more

"The Rubberboy" made an appearance on "America's Got Talent" and successfully rubbed everyone the wrong way with this act. I mean, did we really need to see a man sniff his own rear end? It's too bad that little box he climbed in and out of didn't come with a lock and key. Read more

Take a super flexible five-year-old, add skates, and switch out the usual wooden pole for 40 parked vehicles. What do you get? Extreme limbo. How low can she go? Low enough to scrape her chin on the ground while in motion. Where will this talent take her? I would say "the sky's the limit," but technically, it's the underside of an automobile... Source Read more

This is Bobby. This is Bobby after smoking a cigarette. Any questions? Read more

I couldn't decide whether to make this dude an Eligible Bachelor Du Jour (as he's clearly had way too much self-discovery "alone" time on his hands) or the Dumbass Of The Day. I then realized that I couldn't throw him in the pool of eligible bachelors vying for your affection because with talent of this calibur, he's already got a leg up on the competition-- and that wouldn't be fair now would Read more