Daddy Needs Some Manners!
What's more terrifying than all them monsters in the closet? The thunderous, foul-smelling noises that come outta Daddy every so often. They're not very nice. Read more
When Do You, Um, Let Out Your Unladylike Behavior?
When you first start dating someone, you try to be on your best behavior. You do and say things that make you seem perfectly lovable, so you can win his or her affection. After that, the relationship starts to change, and you become more relaxed and easygoing with one another. But just how comfortable do you let it get? More specifically, how do you feel about passing gas in front of your new Read more
The Little Baby That Could
With this kind of pep talk, you think the kid's about to get up and walk or something. Close enough. Read more
Does Beano Prevent the Gas We Pass?
Beano contains a natural enzyme known as alpha-galactosidase that works with your body's digestion. It claims to break down complex sugars into simpler sugars, which your body can easily digest, so it prevents gas before it starts. Beano advertises that it can prevent flatulence when you eat gas-producing foods like beans, vegetable, and whole grains. This is great because many people avoid Read more
You're Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip Is Coming
If something feels off at the office, you may want to brace yourself for the worst. Wise Bread shares signs to look for when a pink slip is coming. There are two types of employees. One has a good idea of what they do, who they are, and what position they play in the company. They are savvy. They know the score. They are under no delusions, and will no doubt leave for another job long before Read more
Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Line From Wet Hot American Summer?
There may be no wacky camp comedy in history as quotable as the cult classic Wet Hot American Summer (until the forthcoming Wet Hot sequel, that is). We are often caught scribbling Gene's inappropriate food-based musings in our gournals as we try to remember if the reunion is at 9:00 or 9:30 (we hope it's 9:00 because we have something at 11:00.) Here are a couple of our favorite lines, but tell Read more
Link Time — Ryan Gosling Has a Drunk Christmas
Watch Ryan Gosling in Drunk History Christmas story video — BuzzSugar The top farts of 2011 — The Frisky Three New Year's cocktails to mix for your date — YourTango Politicians, athletes, and actors who made us say "wow!" in 2011 — CollegeCandy How to get through the holidays without killing each other — Huffington Post What guys really want for the holidays (no shopping Read more
Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From The Shawshank Redemption?
A film about imprisoned men may sound incredibly depressing, but 1994's The Shawshank Redemption actually manages to feel uplifting despite its bleak setting. That's mostly due to prisoners men Andy (Tim Robbins) and Red (Morgan Freeman), who form a fast friendship and say some pretty profound things from behind bars. If you're a Shawshank fan, make sure to weigh in with some of your favorite Read more
Jack and Jill: A Comedy That Heads Downhill
We all have that obnoxious relative we dread having to spend time with over the holidays. For ad executive Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler) in Jack and Jill, that relative is twin sister Jill (again, Adam Sandler), who visits her brother every Thanksgiving. Jill looks forward to spending time with Jack and his wife Erin (played by Katie Holmes in a sweet but bland role), as well as their two Read more
The Detox Diaries: Hungry Hungry Headaches
Senior Editor Annie is embarking on Dr. Frank Lipman's two-week Cleanse to detox her system. No caffeine, sugar, bread, or booze allowed. Here's how it's going. Day one of the cleanse started out beautifully. I was motivated! I was taking control of my health! I was . . . hungry. Normally, I eat fruit and a hard-boiled egg before going to the office. On the detox, however, I was allowed only two Read more
