Who doesn't love that freshly showered feeling down there? A little gentle soap and warm water is all you need to clean your lady parts. But some women insist on douching to achieve ultimate cleanliness, which can actually cause more harm than good.
Douche is a French term that means to wash or soak, and douching means to wash out or clean your lady business. So while we all know it's important to clean down there, is douching the way to go? If you don't know much about it, or are confused on this topic as so many women are, take this quiz to learn some interesting facts about douching.
Douches and Red Bull often go together, but not like this. Mandy Moore totally nails the '70s lady-commercial voice and the fashions in this parody ad for Red Bull Douche, "the world's first feminine hygiene product with Red Bull." Admittedly, I've sometimes wished I could mainline energy drinks — just not down there.
While the regular joes partake in douchebaggery, the cream of the crap try their hand at douche-grab-bery. (Think the Terminator is our boob bandit? Look again.)
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Do you act like a douche? Now smell like a douche! If you and your friends think you're the dudes from Entourage, if you take a lot of shirtless pictures of yourself for your MySpace page, or if you pop your collar when clothed, then forget Tag and Axe.
This past year, we studied up on our doucheology, defined our terms, consulted with the douchebag expert, and pinpointed the carriers responsible for the douchepidemic sweeping the nation. Beware ladies: carriers of the douche mutation are everywhere. Only some suffer from Popped Collar Syndrome (PCS); others are more subtle in their outward display of douche.
I seem to be encountering the word "douche" a lot lately. Yesterday, Geek sent me a blog about Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Today, Dear sends me these Douche Cards.
Here's one way to make friends and influence enemies! According to the Douche Cards website, if you hand out this card to "the asshole in question," you'll avoid arguments or barroom brawls. And how is formally telling someone in writing that they're a douche going to do that exactly?
Was the fat comment really necessary? Ladies, we must stick together and focus all our negative energy on the douchebag in the shower. Not only is he a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone while dating someone new, but he's a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone — period.
This douchetacular video is like the live action version of Who's Douchier, but with regular dudes rather than celebs. (Well, if you consider a guy who would photoshop a six-pack onto his MySpace picture's abs "regular.") Just because I took a break from talking about douchebags (you haven't heard me say that word in a while, have you now?!) doesn't mean they do not remain a menace to society. Douches Wild!