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Cows Become Currency in Zimbabwe
A Zimbabwe school is telling parents that if they can't scrape up enough money, they should pay tuition with livestock or fuel coupons. Thanks to insane inflation, parents are short on cash. School fees are about 100,000 Zimbabwe dollars, but banks only let people withdraw 1,000 Zimbabwe dollars a day.
Chew on This: Study Finds Herds Have a Built-in Compass
Next time you can't find the North Star, you might consider looking for the nearest pack of cows. A recent study of Google Earth satellite images found that herds of cattle gravitate to face in the north-south direction of Earth's magnetic lines. The study also noted some types of deer have shown the same pattern, according to the BBC.
Attention All Moooving Vehicles. . .
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To disappear on the other side! (Har, har, har.
Milky The Marvelous Milking Cow
The kids in this commercial must've been tip-top actors, because I refuse to believe that children were ever this pumped about playing with a messy plastic cow. I'd much rather play with an Oopsie-Daisy Cow Dispenser that could at least crap real jelly beans all day long.
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Reporter Does His Thing, Cow Takes a Dump
It baffles my mind why any entertainment news correspondent would report from a barnyard and go live while sitting in front of a cow's ass. (On second thought, it makes plenty of sense.) That's exactly what this dude did and the cow behind him used the opportunity to share his thoughts on the young Hollywood scene.
Product of the Day: Oopsie-Daisy Cow Jelly Bean Dispenser
When pressed, the Oopsie-Daisy Cow Jelly Bean Dispenser releases a coffee or carmel flavored jelly bean from its tail end.
This gives new meaning to the term "Jelly Belly." I don't even want to know how someone schemed up this concept, but I do think it's a fabulous way to disguise your beans and keep your coworker's greedy paws out of your candy stash.
Time For A Knock-Knock Joke!
More Interspecies Love!
On this week's episode of Days Of Our Barnyard Lives, two cows take an active interest in the same cat. But as the tension mounts, this unlikely love triangle will get explosive. Tune in next week for Kitty's choice and prepare to be moooved...
Ruh Roh!
A reporter's thankless job sends him into a stable full of cows where he's placed in front of a desk as well as "the business end of a cow," as his correspondent far removed from the stable so colorfully puts it. And what do you know! As if on cue, the cow does what cows do with their business ends.
Why Buy The Cow . . .
Dear Sugar I need some help. My boyfriend and I have been together for 8 years and we've been living together for 6 years now. A couple years ago I had to move to Texas for college but we wanted to stay together so he followed me to Texas and moved into an apartment together, he also found a great job here too.
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