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Mommy, Make It Stop!
This freaky-ass girl robot created by the Osaka University robotics department is making me rethink my love of robots. She's based on a 5-year-old (yeah, a 5-year-old zombie, maybe!) and could give that Chucky dude from Child's Play a run for his money. Ack!
Best Concert Audience Ever!
Jessica Simpson was in New York recently and performed her new country song, "Come on Over." Well, about a dozen Chucky look-alikes did just that, complete with knives and dance moves. I imagine her next song was the impromptu "Now Please Leave."
_____ is the new _____
The Zip-Ity Do Dolly is the new Chucky.
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The REAL Bride Of Chucky
And I must warn you, she's even more unpleasant than the original. I don't know how that's possible (given that Tiffany was a total slut), but see for yourself. Or shall I say, hear for yourself.
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Product of the Day: "Be a Doll" Action Figure of You
"Have you ever wanted to have a you, but smaller?" Hmmm. No, I can't say that I have.
Flashback: My Buddy
Most boys nowadays play with mutant Transformers, hypermasculine G.I. Joe action figures, or plain ol' Legos, but back in the '80s, there was another boy toy on the market. The doll they called "My Buddy" defied all gender norms because it was designed to go where no doll had gone before — straight into the arms of a loving little dude.
BroSearch.com
Chuck Geiger here needs bros, bro. Two years ago, he "got shit-faced and banged his best friend's wife." Losing Chad made him realize that there might be other bros out there who might be in similar straits, i.e., needing a "great hang."
Giant Puppet Girl Freaks Me Out
I don't think this is what they had in mind when they coined the phrase "Girl Power." In the creepiness department, this giant girl puppet gives Chuckie a run for his money. She lumbers around, provocatively licks a fake popsicle, and bats her ginormous eyelashes.
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