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Chart It Out: The Politician's TMI Index

CitizenSugar — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:01:40 -0700

Aw, I'd almost forgotten all about the whole Mark Foley thing until New York's Daily Intel put the recent sex scandals into a handy (Heh. I remember now.) chart aimed at answering that one crucial question: at what point is Info, Too Much.

I know, we said we were done blaming politicians who were involved in sex scandals, but really this is more for historical research. This little excerpt doesn't do justice to the whole thing. If you're interested in the prurient parts of politics, go peek for yourself.

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Here Come the Winners of Today's Primaries!

CitizenSugar — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:24:23 -0800

This is it! Texas is in! And it's a shocker! Ohio results in too! John McCain has also captured the Republican nomination! Mike Huckabee has dropped out.

Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island, and Vermont - with a total of 370 Democratic and 256 Republican delegates - the results today made a huge difference in this race.

For Republicans, the primaries gave John McCain enough delegates to claim the nomination, and Mike Huckabee has graciously bowed out.

In the Democratic field, Hillary Clinton has put a decisive halt to Barack Obama's winning streak of 11 straight contests since Super Tuesday, and reinvigorated her campaign.

And now the results! To see who's won, read more.

State	Democrats	Republicans
Ohio	Clinton	McCain
Texas	Clinton	McCain
Rhode Island	Clinton	McCain
Vermont	Obama	McCain

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Here Come the Winners!

CitizenSugar — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:18:20 -0800

Almost every state in!!! Here's what we've been waiting for all day! Our exclusive state-by-state winners chart! Updated as soon as races are called - to check out the winners and comment on the outcomes, read more!

State	Democrats	Republicans
Alabama	Obama	Huckabee
Alaska	Obama	AK R TBD
Arizona	Clinton	McCain
Arkansas	Clinton	Huckabee
California	Clinton	McCain
Colorado	Obama	Romney
Connecticut	Obama	McCain
Delaware	Obama	McCain
Georgia	Obama	Huckabee
Idaho	Obama	NA
Illinois	Obama	McCain
Kansas	Obama	NA
Massachusetts	Clinton	Romney
Minnesota	Obama	Romney
Missouri	Obama	McCain
Montana	NA	Romney
New Jersey	Clinton	McCain
Montana	NA	MT R TBD
New Mexico	NM D TBD	NA
New York	Clinton	McCain
North Dakota	Obama	Romney
Oklahoma	Clinton	McCain
Tennessee	Clinton	Huckabee
Utah	Obama	Romney
West Virginia	NA	Huckabee

Why Do We Scream at Each Other?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:05:47 -0800

Dig if u will, a flow chart. This flow chart answers Prince's pressing question in "When Doves Cry": Why do we scream at each other? I shall print this out and carry it around with me for future reference. (Incidentally, I can do Prince's little dance routine at the end of the video. Just so you know.)

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Squint If You Love David Beckham

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:00:00 -0800

Now this is my kind of eye exam! Your eyes aren't deceiving you - that's His Royal Hotness himself, David Beckham. We thought two could play the game of objectifying the human form. We see enough of the feminine version (see below) - why not the masculine? Rrreow!

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A Great Excuse to Get Your Eyes Checked

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

No, your eyes aren't deceiving you. That's His Royal Hotness himself, David Beckham. We thought two could play the game of objectifying the human form. We see enough of the feminine version (see below) - why not the masculine? Rrreow!

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Pursue Your Happiness With Posts From TrèsSugar Past

TresSugar — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0800

It's Pursuit of Happiness Week, so let's look back at posts that made us smile, or maybe just consider it. Nothing wrong with that! Test your knowledge on the science of happiness; tell us how you lift your spirits; or find out if love really is all you need and if happiness has an expiration date. Not feeling it? Well then tell us if happiness is contagious or grating. If all that fails, we've got the key, or chart, to happiness.

Science of Happiness Quiz	How Do You Lift Your Spirits?	Is Happiness Contagious?
Is There an Ideal Age For Happiness?	Love Is All You Need	Are You?

When you're done, head over to The Couch on the TrèsSugar Community - Pursuit of Happiness Week is being celebrated there, too.

Source: Flickr Users OpenEye, Lukeje, and naukhel

Flashback: A 1939 "Marital Chart"

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Oh, sheesh! This demerits/merits chart for the beleaguered wife of 1939 is enough to make me burn my bra, start spelling woman with a "y," and wear "soiled and ragged dresses" around town. No wonder she was "slow in coming to bed." She was trying to figure out how to sneak out the window so she could "flirt with other men at parties or restaurants."

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Hospital Chart Bloopers

GiggleSugar — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:00:00 -0700

There is nothing funny about being ill, but then again, we never get to see what the docs write down in those top secret hospital charts. Now there's some sick humor:

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
The patient refused autopsy.
The patient has no previous history of suicides.
Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

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If Only It Were This Easy, or Is It?

TresSugar — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:00:00 -0700

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