Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's: Boobs, butt, and brains beauty. Brains? What brains?! Scheming up an effective "mantrap" involved no thought on the part of the woman. No thought whatsoever. It was all instinct, of course. Source Read more

In this segment of The Newlywed Game, the ladies were asked to divulge the "weirdest place" they've had the urge to "make whoopee." One woman misunderstood the question, provided an unsolicited answer, and everyone turned beet red — in the end. Read more

You know what they say about fetishes: The more you try to suppress them, the more they'll consume you and take over. Mr. Harrelson Toyota has something other than cars on his mind — an obsession of sorts — butt I can't quite put my finger on it . . . Read more

"That guy" insisted on staying in the shallow end cuz he forgot his floaties. (Again.) Source Read more

You know what they say, "the stuff in one man's trunk is another man's treasure." Hee-hee. I always wondered how anyone out of grade school could find "arts and crafts" projects appealing and worthwhile. Thanks to LibertySugar, now I know. Source and Source Read more

Believe it or not, I have standards. There are some things I refuse to post. A dog's butt dressed to double as someone's face is not one of them. Lucky for you. Read more

No doubt about it — there's someone out there for everyone. Thanks, College Humor! Read more

Any a-hole would crack a joke right now, butt I'm better than that. Thanks, College Humor! Read more

We all have our problem spots that we would love to alter, from love handles at the waist to the dreaded saddlebags at the upper thigh. I sometimes refer to them as my "lower love handles" because I really don't like the word saddlebag. Gravity has a way of shaping our bodies as we age, but there are a few ways to battle those dreaded saddlebags. Check out these ideas. I'm sorry to say, but Read more