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Dressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:00:00 -0700

The male thong has reached new lows! Whoever said "less is more" never encountered Rudolph the red-thonged beach bum - and his very compromising pose...

Thanks, College Humor!

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Matchy-Matchy Much?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Thong, th-thong, thong, WRONG!

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Noooooooooooo!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:00:00 -0800

Gentlemen, can we kindly forgo the public displays of erection (PDEs)? It's great that you got it, but please don't flaunt it- especially when sporting a pair of Speedos on a crowded beach during broad daylight.

You Asked: My Boyfriend Wants to See My Friend in Her Bikini!

DearSugar — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:00:00 -0700

Dear Sugar--

Recently, my boyfriend has been bugging me to set up a day at the beach with our group of mutual friends. He brought up the topic so much that I asked him why-- and he admitted sheepishly that he wants to see one of my friends in a bikini!!! I feel horrible now, since she's built just the way he likes his women-- large breasts, tight little tush, and great lean body with glowing skin. I feel doughy and uninteresting in comparison. The thing is, I've never thought about this before he brought it up. Now I feel very insecure and can't even imagine being at the beach with him or my friend this summer. Do you think he's wrong or insensitive for telling me the truth--that he finds my friend attractive? How can I get over this? Or should I just avoid the beach and the whole issue?

--Feeling Insecure Izzy

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Dear Feeling Insecure Izzy--

I would be upset and angry too! How would he like it if you told him you were attracted to one of his friends? This is more than an attraction though, since it sounds like in a way he wants you to set up a group date with her. I'm sure she would be pissed if she knew the truth too.

It sounds like this guy is not very loyal or respectful to your relationship. His eyes and attention should be on you, and you only --definitely NOT on your friend's boobs in her bikini top.

Women have enough problems with the judgments, insecurities, and criticisms we give to ourselves and we don't need or deserve having anyone else add fuel to the fire. If your boyfriend isn't appreciating the wonderful person he has right in front of him, then you should find someone who does! In other words, say NO to the beach day idea!

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Prank Time At The Beach

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:00:00 -0700

He may look young and unassuming, but don't be fooled! This kid is no kid at all, he's Andy Milonakis (a grown man) and he knows how to use his boyish appearance to his advantage. Armed with a bottle of sunblock and a dirty mind, he's on the prey for bikini-clad women who just can't say "no" to a helpless little boy...

WTF?! (You Tell Me Edition)

GiggleSugar — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:00:00 -0700

Spring Break is here but count me out if hitting the waves means I'll hit the sight of this ever again. So you tell me: how many WTF?!-worthy happenings can be found in this pic? (And don't let the Borat inspired bathing suits consume all your scrutiny, cuz there's a hunka-hunka, heck-of-a-lot going on at once here!)

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Somebody Make It Stop!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:02:00 -0800

Sounds like someone missed the American Idol casting call, as she definitely would have been a front runner during the pre-season WTF?! were they thinking episodes. There are some things we should keep strictly between ourselves and the shower.

Women-Only Beach in Egypt Allows Modesty and Tanlines

CitizenSugar — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:00:42 -0700

Long Muslim scarves and lots of clothes worn on the beach can make a woman feel like a fish out of water. One resort in Egypt is making it safe to dive in. Called "La Femme," its women-only status means that women can swim, breast feed, and lounge in bikinis safe from the prying eyes of men.

Given the guidelines of the growing conservatism in the mostly Muslim country, more and more women opt to follow the strict Muslim guidelines of covering their heads and skin. This beach is one of the only ways they can frolic and still be fiercely religious. One woman in her 60s basking in the sun says, "Sometimes I turn around and look behind to make sure there are no men. And, thank God, there aren't any. It is 'haram' (forbidden in Islam) to strut around in front of men in a swimsuit. It is an excellent idea to have a beach reserved for women only."

To see how they guard the women, read more.

It costs money to sunbathe safely - it is mostly upper-class women who can afford the $14 for a weekend's entrance into the gated beach club. With thick branches shielding the women from view and guards at the entrance searching for cameras that might be used to post pictures of the women on the Internet, the women are delighted. One bikini-clad gal says, "It is wonderful here. We don't have to put up with the prying eyes of men. But on the mixed beaches it is unbearable."

I don't know about you, but the idea of women-only places like beaches (or gyms!) sounds just peachy to me. Would you sunbathe sans dudes?

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:00:00 -0800

Can y'all please tell me what the freak celeb chef Paula Deen, Queen of Butter, is doing mooning people at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival? Cuz I am very, very confused.

Drunk at the Beach

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

In this sad little tale, two drunk girls attempt to move from their square of heaven on the beach to the public restroom (otherwise known as hell). Maybe they had one too many Sex on the Beach cocktails, because I'm pretty sure the quickest way from point A to point B is not to zig-zag there. I can't decide what's funnier: their epic adventure to the restroom or the person with a camera who decided to film this.