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Cute Alert: Opossum With Banana Munchies

GiggleSugar — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Opossums aren't "cute" by conventional standards, but I dare you to look into these big, black, buggy eyes and deny this opossum his claim to cute. Watch him ~~snack~~ smack on a bit of banana and try to resist the urge to reprimand his bad eating etiquette. When one is this cute, one can get away with making all sorts of om nom nom nom noises.

Remember Miss Chiquita Banana?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 14 May 2008 03:00:00 -0700

She's a little older, but still straight up bonkers about bananas. You'd think the lady's fruit fetish would have let up by now, but it's only gotten worse. Not only does she sing the praises of her fave fruit, she adds big, beady eyes to its freckled exterior and creates a chorus of mouthless, banana backup singers. I suppose this is why they say life only gets better after age 60. Looks like a good time to me . . .

Dude Cracks Open a Banana With His Crack

GiggleSugar — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:00:00 -0800

I have no clue how one discovers an oddball talent of this sort - and I don't want to know - but Mr. Shameless below figured out that he can peel open a banana using only his booty cheeks. The banana butt split is hard to digest, but it's actually the minimalist banana hammock that makes this so very, very wrong . . .

Guinness World Records: So Unnecessary

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:00:00 -0700

So I guess I was only half joking when I mentioned that the Guinness World Records folks are running out of ideas. Take the following, for example. The commentator is making such a fuss (and the 20-person crowd is going wild?) about this dude trying to break the world record for...banana splitting? Seriously.

An Excellent Source Of Potassi...umm?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:00:00 -0700

It appears that the banana perv is ba-ack.

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Unnecessary Censorship

GiggleSugar — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:00:00 -0700

Isn't there a shorter way to say this?

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There's A New Dancing Pickle In Town...

GiggleSugar — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 15:00:00 -0800

If Pickle Surprise! was too humdrum for your tastes, then how about a banana-disguised, dancing dog who sings of peanut butter jelly while shaking his maracas? The highly-complicated, psychoanalytic inferences are there for the taking...but if you wish to return back to the basics, then go here instead. Thanks, Moni B, for the fun!

"Snake Charmer"...Or So They Say

GiggleSugar — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:00:23 -0800

I refuse to believe that no one saw this coming...but the risk in airing it was worth its weight in funny. In fact, I think this game show is my new guilty pleasure.

Product of the Day: Reese's Elvis-Style Peanut Butter and Banana Creme Cups

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:02:00 -0800

Elvis may have left the building, but his taste in peanut butter and banana sandwiches lives on in Reese's tribute to the King. They've concocted a limited release edition of Elvis Peanut Butter and Banana Creme Cups.

My question is, by eating this candy, are we aspiring to be the beautiful and talented Elvis, or the bloated and sweaty Elvis who had to squeeze into his white jumpsuit after having eaten about 1,000 peanut butter and banana sandwiches? Just asking.

Product of the Day: Banana Cell Phone Cover

GiggleSugar — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:00:00 -0700

Is that a banana in your ear, or are you just glad to see me? (Okay, that makes no sense!) Coupled with Moantones Ring Tones, the Banana Phone Cover (with different models depending on your cell) will make you the toast of every café, crowded bus and quiet library from here to Timbuktu! This would appeal to people who find the idea of "instantly turning your cell phone into a catalyst for jokes" a positive thing.

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