I'm not sure bacon ever went out of style, but if it did, it's making a killer comeback. From the bacon bra to the bacon scarf to the bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo pictured here, what more could anyone possibly need to clean grease up for a night out on the town? A wallet full of crocheted pocket bacon wouldn't hurt.
Let's consider: the bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo, the bacon scarf, the 60-slice bacon cheese Whopper, bacon mathematics, the bacon alarm clock, Bacon by Victoria, pocket bacon, bacon mints, bacon bandages, and last but not least, bacon-flavored dog treats. What's the single most influential food item known to man, woman, and dog alike? It's .