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Flying Dildos Are the New Pie-in-the-Face!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 May 2008 12:00:00 -0700

I knew that headline would get your attention. Garry Kasparov, the legendary Russian chess player, has become an outspoken critic of President Vladimir Putin. What does this have to do with anything? Well, the following video shows a press conference he's having. The seriousness of the proceeding is interrupted . . . by a flying dildo. (You didn't think I was leading you on, did you?) His body guard or PR dude is not amused. (Man, that was a perfectly good sex toy you destroyed! Sheesh. Some people pay good money for that stuff.)

Pitching A Tent Is The New Cleavage

GiggleSugar — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:00:00 -0700

The same prankster who stuffed himself a stiffy to parade around at a car show is back, and this time, he's taking an already bad joke even farther. He's parading around a park where there are plenty more innocent old folks and children to terrify with his indecent display of crotch. I noticed that he seems to get more attention from men than from women. What's with that?

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GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:00:00 -0700

Oprah is the new Ellen. (Thought it was the other way around? Think again!)

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GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:00:00 -0700

Air Sex is the new Air Guitar. Of course, public displays of pretend sex are way more pathetic and even more of a turn-off than pretend guitar play. So my fingers are crossed for air guitar to make a rockin' comeback--quick!

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GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:45:00 -0700

Fergie's "Glamorous" is the new "Jenny From The Block." From rags to riches, she's the same old soul-- yadda, yadda, yadda. This song's been D..O..N..E..B..E..F-O-R-E, yeah. Listen to the lyrics and judge for yourself:

Fergie's "Glamorous"

J-Lo's "Jenny From The Block"

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GiggleSugar — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:00:00 -0700

The Family Guy's Stewie is the new Rain Man. Here's why:

Thanks, Moni B!

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GiggleSugar — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:02:00 -0800

Bill Cosby is the new rap star on the rise. (We should've seen this coming- he's been getting jiggy with those Jell-O ads for a while now.)

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GiggleSugar — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:00:00 -0800

Bread is the new NSFW, according to this bread sexpert. No wonder it's so darn difficult to cut carbs out of our diets.

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GiggleSugar — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:00:00 -0800

"Yeah!" is the new "TMI!" ...Why? He's not only coupled his moobs with a sporty banana hammock, but has also thrown in a glowing farmer's tan for added thrill factor. All of this goes to showcase his strength of...ego. It also raises the question of whether "Sacred Heart Hospital" is of the mental rehabilitation sort.

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GiggleSugar — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:56:51 -0800

This hurried horse is the new Lance Armstrong. Step right up and place your bets now for an interspecies speed race...who do you think will be the bigger stallion?

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