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Play Who's Douchier!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:29:59 -0800

Think you know who's douchier? Although many have tried to define the douchebag, he is much more than the sum of his tanorexic, spike-haired, gold jewelry wearin' parts. Like the Sasquatch, he is an elusive creature, with a "je ne sais douche" quality that cannot be pinned down. Put your knowledge to good use by playing GiggleSugar's Who's Douchier? game. (Warning: It's addictive.)

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GiggleSugar — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:27:20 -0800

Think you know Who's Douchier? Although many have tried to define the douchebag, he is much more than the sum of his tanorexic, spike-haired, gold jewelry wearin' parts. Like the Sasquatch, he is an elusive creature, with a "je ne sais douche" quality that cannot be pinned down. Play Who's Douchier? and see if you can figure out who deserves to be on Mt. Douchemore. UPDATE: New douchebags have been added to the mix!

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GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:25:27 -0800

Play Who's Douchier for Cash Prizes!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:40:26 -0700

Think you know who's douchier? Then put that knowledge to good use by playing GiggleSugar's Who's Douchier? game for a chance to win cash prizes!

Play any Faceoff game on the Sugar Network between July 1st and 11:59 p.m. PDT on July 31st and you may be the randomly selected player who wins the $200 daily prize or the $5,000 end-of-the-month prize. You can only win the daily prize once, but you can play every day for more chances to win the $5,000 prize at the end of the month.

To be eligible to win, all you have to do is play the game. Check out the official rules here.

Play Who's Douchier For Cash and Prizes!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:43:37 -0700

Think you know Who's Douchier? Can you discern that "je ne sais douche" quality that qualifies someone for Mt. Douchemore? Then put that knowledge to good use by playing GiggleSugar's Who's Douchier? game for a chance to win cash and prizes! (UPDATE: We just added some fresh douches to the mix!) From now through June 30, we're giving away a gift card worth $100 every day and a monthly grand prize of $1,000 to a randomly selected player of any of our faceoff games.

The higher your score, the better your chances are at winning, but you only need to play one game for a chance to win. Still not convinced? At the end of each month, we'll also be giving away a cool $1,000 to one lucky winner. To be eligible to win, all you have to do is play the game. Check out the official rules here.

Who's Douchier? Jon Gosselin or Richard Heene

TresSugar — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:00:00 -0700

It only made sense to me to pit America's least favorite dads against each other in the battle for who's douchier.

On the one hand, there's Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus Eight fame. This man had no problem parading his children around on reality television when he was still on the payroll, but now that he's getting cut out of the show, he refuses to let his wife continue on without him. (He claims it's a sudden concern for his children and not his sudden loss of income that's motivating him.)

On the other hand, there's alleged balloon hoax perp Richard Heene, who is being prosecuted along with his wife for pretending that his six-year-old son Falcon had unlatched the family's helium balloon and was flying around in danger. We already enumerated his douchey ways, but to summarize: the guy's a misogynistic, homophobic, racist jerk who is using his kids to get famous.

So now it's up to you . . .

Play Who's Douchier!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:45:00 -0800

Until we find a word that adequately expresses what "douchebag" does so eloquently, it will remain the word of choice to describe all jerks, assclowns and nimrods. And Who's Douchier will remain a great time waster! You know you want to play, so why not do it now? Click here to test your DQ.

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GiggleSugar Best of the Week

GiggleSugar — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:08:06 -0800

Who's douchier or toolier or ashattier or assclownier?
What's the best replacement word for douchebag?
Embroiderers gone wild!
Time for the Preggo Shuffle!
And now, a word from the Obama elf.
Coffee, tea or penis?
Cat is strung out on string.

GiggleSugar Best of the Week

GiggleSugar — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:59:00 -0800

Can you guess who's douchier?
Gary Busey is serving up some victory juice. Want some?
The election results we all were waiting for: Bacon trounces Fries!
Tiny horse (not pony!) runs like the wind.
Always wanted to see Steve Guttenberg's ass? Well, you're in luck!
Signs your skinny jeans don't fit.
A great song plus cats, one-armed pandas, dogs, and unicorns. Yes, please.
The most boring magazine in the universe also has the best name.

Dudes Square Off in a Douche Off!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0700

This douchetacular video is like the live action version of Who's Douchier, but with regular dudes rather than celebs. (Well, if you consider a guy who would photoshop a six-pack onto his MySpace picture's abs "regular.") Just because I took a break from talking about douchebags (you haven't heard me say that word in a while, have you now?!) doesn't mean they do not remain a menace to society. Douches Wild!