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White Dudes & Gang Signs

GiggleSugar — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 -0700

A little while back, there was an entertaining slide show depicting white chicks & gang signs. Well, here's a gallery of their male counterparts. These dudes are rough, tough, too cool to smile and, let's be honest, they got the latest curfews in town. Booyah! So who's your Slim Shady now?

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So You Still Want to Let the Ol' Boyfriend Take Nude Pics?

TresSugar — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:00:00 -0700

You might not after you get a glimpse, if you dare (extremely NSFW!) of guesshermuff.blogspot.com. It's so offensive in both content and intent that you'll have to cut and paste it yourself if you want to see it. (No hyperlink!)

I'm letting you know about it to remind you that those naked pictures you give to your boyfriend could resurface for strange dudes to leer at and comment on either because your boyfriend's computer is stolen, someone gets hold of its contents somehow - or he's out for revenge. (And to you folks who just like to post nekkid pics of yourself just because, I'm talking to you, too!)

Here's the premise of this site. On its main page, you see the image of a clothed woman. Some of the women might already have naked pictures of themselves on the Internet as "web-cam girls," but a lot of the photos look like they're just someone's girlfriend who took sexy boudoir photos - and I say "boudoir photo" euphemistically. (We're not talking white corsets and parasols here.) Underneath the clothed image, you can click on a link that will take you to naked pictures. Before you do that (and by "you" I mean some gross guy), you're supposed to guess how the woman grooms herself down there.

Thanks to Weffie for alerting womankind of such pestilence on the Internet. As she pointedly told me, there are photo-removal request instructions at the bottom of the page, which suggests that most of the women featured here have no freaking idea they're there until they see it or someone who knows them sees it. So wrong!

Just another reminder the next time you think only your significant other is the only person who may ever see you naked . . . just think about this site.

10 Things I Learned From Watching the Bachelorette

TresSugar — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:30:00 -0700

Having seen The Bachelor more seasons than I care to admit, I will say that having a bevy of women vying for your attention looks more fun for the man than 25 30 men vying for a woman's attention. (Here are the guys.) Watching Jillian walk into a room full of boozed-up bachelors wanting to talk to her made me uncomfortable for her. No wonder she was sucking down those Chardonnays.
It's hard to break-dance in a white, form-fitting, charmeuse gown.
Some men really, really identify with their jobs. (Pilot dude, I'm talking to you.)
Being sincere and yourself (Kiptyn, Ed) is so much more attractive than acting a part (Juan, Kyle.)
Sadly, sometimes being sincere isn't enough (sorry, Adam).

To find out what else I learned, read more.

It's true - funny often trumps hunky. (Break-dancer guy over square-jawed, humorless bohunks.)
Having a man you don't know sing you a love song he wrote for you is . . . weird not romantic.
I now know that if a man asks you to take your shoes off within moments of meeting you and can't make eye contact with you, but also isn't looking at your chest but rather stealing furtive glances down to your feet, he probably has a foot fetish.
Men have some odd names these days. (Mathue. Kiptyn. Two Tanners - Tanner P. and Tanner F.? Really?)
There's not enough money in the world you could give me to be on a reality-dating show.

How Times Have Changed!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:00:00 -0800

Tell this to the emaciated dudes who populate my neighborhood. (Better yet, tell their cute girlfriends!) Seriously, just squeeze his skinny ass into some skinny jeans, throw on a black hoodie, and put some white Ray Bans on his peepers and voila! Hipster dude. If you'd like to find out more about the "ironized yeast tablets" that were sold to the skinny men of 1939 read more

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I Am Officially a Fan of Mexican Wrestling

GiggleSugar — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:00:00 -0800

Maybe it's because I loved The Wrestler so much, but I have a newfound respect for the skill that goes into choreographed butt-kicking. And then you have Mexican wrestling with the amazing face masks, and it's all just kicked up another notch. Enjoy this video which shows a dude in a white wrestling suit get twirled like a baton. Pretty damn cool.

Flashback: Ben Stiller as Motivational Speaker Tony Robbins

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Before Ben Stiller made it big-time and developed that sheen of smugness that's on so many successful funny men in Hollywood (you know who you are!), he was being hilarious on The Ben Stiller Show. I am so glad I found this gem, because it makes fun of a dude I am perversely fascinated with: motivational speaker Tony Robbins. I used to love coming home from a night of drinking, stuffing my face with junk food, only to find that the only thing on television was this Sasquatch of a man with blinding white teeth and a disturbingly deep baritone telling me how to be successful and unleash the winner within. Ha! (Bonus: David Cassidy of The Partridge Family introduces "Tony Bobbins.")

What's Tackier?

GiggleSugar — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 09:51:35 -0800

One sees these fashion infractions mostly on tourists. I must admit, when travelling to a foreign country, I, too, wear a money belt. But not a money belt that sticks out three inches from my body, begging to be ripped off! And don't get me started on the "mom jeans" shorts hiked so far up the wearer no longer has a back. You just know that if we could see further down, this dude is sporting black sneakers with white socks. So what's tackier?

GiggleSugar Best of the Week

GiggleSugar — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 04:05:00 -0700

Ninja Cat sez: "You are getting very, very sleepy..."
Dina Lohan is "White Oprah."
Porn stores: the best place to find out public opinion.
Lil Markie freaks me out!
One life down, eight more to go! (Thanks to this hubba-hubba EMT dude.)
Mind your own earwax. Or don't, and mind his.
Unfortunately placed ad doesn't do this police officer any justice. Ha, ha.
The breast cell phone holder ever! Or not.

GiggleSugar Reader Spotlight: Tdamji

GiggleSugar — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:00:00 -0700

Thoughtful, funny, environmentally aware-and a GiggleSugar fan?! We're so lucky to have Tdamji...

GS: What’s your motto?
Tdamji: "If you're not first, you're last." Just kidding, that's from Talladega Nights. Well, I suppose it would be something cheesy like "Be the change you wish to see in the world."

GS: Where are you from?
Tdamji: Well, we are all from the region now known as Africa, but seriously-here's the long version. Grandparents are from Gujarat (India), parents are from Kenya and the UK. I'm from Vancouver, Houston, where I lived from two to 12-years-old. I'm also from Calgary, where I grew up from 12 - 24. I'm in New Zealand this year on exchange, but normally I live in Vancouver. Everyone tells me my accent is either hard to place or is from a different place, and its hard to decide how I feel like spelling things: color vs. colour.

GS: What do you do?
Tdamji: I am an Art History/Anthropology student at UBC. I write a lot of the posts over at Minimal Harm and plan on creating a new mega-site in 2008. So, I guess I am also a blogger?!

GS: How would you describe your sense of humor?
Tdamji: I like sarcasm, and while I don't quote pop-culture quite as often as Lorelei from the Gilmore Girls, people (other than my best friend) don't know what I'm referring to most of the time, apart from my brother who knows when I am talking about something from Seinfeld, since he knows that show better than I.

GS: What’s your favorite GiggleSugar post?
Tdamji: I love all the WTF ones, generally, but the White Dudes With Gang Signs post is the most hilarious!

GS: Who’s the cutest funny man and funny woman?
Tdamji: Ellen DeGeneres (she looks like a very sweet and kind person) and Norm MacDonald (just looking at his goofy face makes me crack up!)

GS: Who are your favorite male and female comedians?
Tdamji: Ben Stiller, Mike Myers, Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, and Dana Carvey.

GS: What’s your favorite comedy of all time?
Tdamji: I love a lot of the 90's buddy comedies with Chris Farley and David Spade or Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. I also love Adam Sandler and Chris Rock movies, but I also really like Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It's a classic!

GS: If your life were a comedy, what would it be?
Tdamji: Something dark and subtly funny, like Stranger than Fiction or I Heart Huckabees.

GS: Do you look like someone famous?
Tdamji: An auto-rickshaw guy in India told me I look like Aishwarya Rai, but I think that he was just trying to get more cab fare from me!

Tdamji free-for-all: I'm a 27 year old vegan who is really into the environment. (Nature is cool, yo!) I like to watch different genres of movies, go camping and hiking, travel a lot (I'm going to SE Asia and China next month for 6 weeks!!). I prefer to study on my own rather than via formal education, even though I am in University at the moment. I like geeking-out by playing Nintendo Wii and DS, going to farmer's markets and creative things like painting and interior design. My username is rather boring, as it is just my last name and first initial stuck together. How does my name reflect who I am? Hmm. . .

Thanks, Tdamji!

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(Tdamji, Dana Carvey, David Spade, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Mike Myers, Ben Stiller, Norm MacDonald, Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, Ellen DeGeneres)

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Flashback: Members Only Jacket Ad With Anthony Geary

GiggleSugar — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:00:00 -0700

"When you put it on...something happens." Yeah, you become a skinny white dude with permed hair and a porn stache--without the hipster irony. Anthony Geary put his "General Hospital" acting to good use in this commercial from 1982. I really love when he and his be-fro'd lady friend both go off into the sunset in tuxedo shirts, bow ties and, of course, black Members Only jackets. Classy.