It's hard to believe that there's been a dearth of tacky things for me to ask you guys about, but it's true. Until today. I ran into a link featuring pictures of celebrity tattoos, and holy guacamole are these things tacky.
VPLs are a major fashion faux pas, but not all are created equal . . .
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I am so tired of seeing women's bodies and sexuality used to sell products. It's not even shocking to me anymore, just tacky. On the left, American Apparel thought it'd be a great idea to show a young woman simulating (I hope) masturbation to sell socks.
We've reached a low moment in fashion indeed when what you're wearing suggests either that you've just taken a dump in your leggings, or that you don't have a belt and your pants are about to fall off. What does it mean, people, and what's tackier?
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What's Tackier?
Maybe I'm being as reactionary as men who want their women au naturale, but I find men who manscape a bit creepy. I always do a double-take when I see guys with waxed brows, like something's off. (Well something is off.) I guess you wouldn't know about a waxed body until you go swimming or do the horizontal mambo with them.
I've never been a fan of clothing with writing on it. Don't get me wrong — I like to read, but I don't want your life's philosophy shoved in my face when I'm in the nachos line at the movies. It's bad enough that people's clothes are shouting at you, do we really need this?
What better way to scare off the neighbors than with these awesome lawn ornaments that announce: "Wack-job lives in this here house." Or perhaps, like moths to the tackiest lawn ornaments ever, people will make pilgrimages to visit you. What's tackier?
I had the pleasure the other day of walking down a busy street and seeing an elegant woman (wait for it) floss her teeth with one of those flosser thingymajigs you can buy at the drugstore. Ummm, really, lady? Grody.
I'm not sure what's more improbable — that the Sasquatch and Loch Ness Monster actually exist, or that someone would put their likenesses in a yard for decoration. I don't really have much more to add to this that the pictures don't already say. What's tackier?