A Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield Is What Every Girl Needs


Updated 11/07/10 10:16 AM · Posted by TresSugar · 17 comments

Wear Low-Rise Jeans Forever With the Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield

How low can you go? The only thing classier than letting your "gluteal cleft" hang out of low-rise jeans is covering it up with a decorative patch. You can choose from butterflies, chandeliers, fleur de lis, hearts, and peace signs (what, no whale tail?) and dress like it's 1999 well into the 21st century. I'd say this is a joke, but a publicist is looking for someone to take on designer Read more

Whale-Tail Be Gone!


Updated 12/13/07 5:25 PM · Posted by · 8 comments

Mothers Invent "Hip-T" to Prevent Plumber's Crack

A couple of annoyed mothers want to do away with whale tail. Amen, sisters! They invented something called the "Hip-T"— a tube top for the midsection. Not only does it keep that obnoxious whale tail from making a show of itself, but it also prevents the emergence of the dreaded muffin top. If you ask me, women should just start buying clothes that fit them properly. Until that happens, this Read more