A Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield Is What Every Girl Needs
How low can you go? The only thing classier than letting your "gluteal cleft" hang out of low-rise jeans is covering it up with a decorative patch. You can choose from butterflies, chandeliers, fleur de lis, hearts, and peace signs (what, no whale tail?) and dress like it's 1999 well into the 21st century. I'd say this is a joke, but a publicist is looking for someone to take on designer Read more









