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The Wench Is Named WHAT?!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:00:00 -0700

This game show contestant works as a wench at Medieval Times, but her occupation isn't the only thing that's a blast from the past. She's got quite an imaginative name on her too. In fact, it makes me want to put on a cone-shaped princess hat and skip around on a stick horsey while waving a magical wand in the air. One, two, wheeeeeeeee! (Thanks, Best Week Ever!)

Arr Matey! This Third-Party Candidate Emphasizes the Party!

CitizenSugar — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:00:04 -0700

It wasn't all serious speeches and Democratic unity this week: there was a third-party interloper with a pretty convincing arrrrr-gument for his candidacy. Captain Morgan for president! You couldn't throw a stone without hitting wacky characters like him this week.

With his pirate wench running mates, the captain took over the outside of the Pepsi Center to bring his message of five-day weekends and lenience on global warming because he wants to "ensure the party stays hot, hot, hot."

Fun, after all, is an important plank in the party platform. Get it? Plank? Walk the? Pirates? Sorry.

To see the captain in action, read more.

It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:00:00 -0700

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, we thought we'd revive an old post and throw these pirate pick-up lines yarrr way. Enjoy!

Pick-up lines are usually weak and ineffective, but have you been approached by a pirate lately? Those pirates really know how to work what they got and I must admit, a few of these lines are so wrong and absurd, they strike me funny bone and almost hook me interest. Here arrrrrrrre a few:

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
So you're the new cabin boy, eh?
You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, baby.
Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

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