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Thirsty Clown Urinal

GiggleSugar — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:30:00 -0800

Peeing is now a novelty act! Our innovative friends in Japan made an arcade game out of a simple visit to the urinal. A dude stands and pees into the mouth of a moving clown while creepy circus music plays along- for atmosphere, I suppose. All "eww!" aside, this just ain't practical. Men have a terrible time keeping aim and staying on target when the loo is stationary, so this is asking for a mess. . .but I guess that's the point of the game.

Japan's Newest: 2 Drivers, 1 Car

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:00:00 -0800

I've seen pics of these dual-engine beasts before, but I've never actually seen one in motion. All you backseat drivers out there now have a chance to take control of the wheel, but good luck getting where you have to go. Two drivers steering one car results in a diagonal drift - which is the only way to roll, if you ask me. Who needs direction anyway?

Would You Wear An Eco-Friendly Chopstick Bra?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:00:00 -0800

This just in from Japan: Yummy-looking, chopstick-friendly lingerie. The cups of this bra serve up Japanese rice and soup bowls, while the sides of the bra store chopsticks for eco-friendly eating on the go. Why be wasteful and use disposable wood chopsticks, when you can reuse the plastic pair tucked safely away in your bra? It makes (some) sense, but could you actually equip your chest with chopsticks?

Hello...Hilton?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:02:00 -0700

Still young and impressionable, Hello Kitty decided to make Paris Hilton a role-model. A few gallons of bleach, a pair of blue contacts and a Chihuahua later, Kitty emerged as your child's worst influence. On the bright side (and no, I'm not referring to her new wardrobe), Hello Hottie is missing a mouth-- so you'll never have to hear the phrase "weiner head" used as a comeback ever again.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:10:00 -0700

This is how Frito Lay has cornered the snack food market in Japan. And yes, I believe that's called a "crotch noogie."

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