Peeing is now a novelty act! Our innovative friends in Japan made an arcade game out of a simple visit to the urinal. A dude stands and pees into the mouth of a moving clown while creepy circus music plays along— for atmosphere, I suppose.
I've seen pics of these dual-engine beasts before, but I've never actually seen one in motion. All you backseat drivers out there now have a chance to take control of the wheel, but good luck getting where you have to go. Two drivers steering one car results in a diagonal drift — which is the only way to roll, if you ask me.
This just in from Japan: Yummy-looking, chopstick-friendly lingerie. The cups of this bra serve up Japanese rice and soup bowls, while the sides of the bra store chopsticks for eco-friendly eating on the go. Why be wasteful and use disposable wood chopsticks, when you can reuse the plastic pair tucked safely away in your bra?
Still young and impressionable, Hello Kitty decided to make Paris Hilton a role-model. A few gallons of bleach, a pair of blue contacts and a Chihuahua later, Kitty emerged as your child's worst influence. On the bright side (and no, I'm not referring to her new wardrobe), Hello Hottie is missing a mouth-- so you'll never have to hear the phrase "weiner head" used as a comeback ever again.
This is how Frito Lay has cornered the snack food market in Japan. And yes, I believe that's called a "crotch noogie."
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