Did I mention that the dildos are purportedly molded from each band member's well . . .
One way to distinguish your exercise machine that does the work so you don't have to from others on the market is to make your ad sexually suggestive. Like, really sexually suggestive.
How these men can hold their "Shake Weight" self-pumping weights without laughing is a testament to their acting talent.
David Lynch, are you responsible for this? At first I wanted to say that this variety show that centers around the Tobuchi family and their singin' and dancin' ways is funny because of the way it was edited and spliced, but on second viewing, I think it might just be straight up weird. If anyone can explain what it is I just watched, it would be much appreciated.
"They said you had to wear undergarments but who's going to be the judge of that? Sometimes when it comes to certain people going braless, it's obvious. But who's staring to see if that person doesn't have underwear on?"
The Pygmy Jerboa (no, that is not a Pixar creation) is a small jumping desert rodent found in Asia and northern Africa. It looks like a cross between a chick and a mouse, has a long tufted tail and, as you can see, long hind legs. My favorite detail about this weird little critter?
Disgraced former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich seems to have spent more time obsessing about his hair than his ethical behavior or political reputation. So the makers of Blago Hair have attempted to cash in on his hair obsession with a volumizing shampoo and conditioner. Given how brief his notoriety, and how unappealing a character he was, I think a quickie t-shirt would have made more sense.
What's worse than one mime? Two mimes! What's worse than two mimes?
This strange cat seems to have gone into another dimension, where he's seeing things that cannot be unseen. And then — shazam! — it's like nothing happened at all and he trots off to annoy the dog or beg for Pounce.
I know they say you should keep a child-like wonder about the world around you, but the lady doing the voice-over in this home video is taking it a bit too far. "What is oozing out of our ground?" she asks about the rainbow that's forming over her sprinkler.
If you're not anywhere near waves and you have an itchin' to Hang 10, the next logical step is to loiter near a busy street and surf a heavy chain. Extra points for creativity!