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Groom Crashes His Own Wedding

GiggleSugar — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:00:00 -0800

If I were this dude's bride, I'd be blushing alright - at the realization that I'm mere minutes away from making this dumbass my "other half." It's the day of the wedding and boyfriend's jumping out of an airplane over a high-traffic landing area. Red flag, mmmkay?

GiggleSugar Best of the Week

GiggleSugar — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:01:00 -0800

Guess what this book is really called?
Crazy college courses: real or fake?
Wedding crasher? Try funeral crasher.
What the hell is going on here?!
Why do I suddenly want a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish? I'm usually not lovin' it.
Most excited ping-pong player in the history of the game.
Vanilla Ice apologized for "Ice Ice Baby." Who should go next?
Do not, I repeat, do not listen to this douchebag!

Obama Controls Stars, Puts Together Constellation of Bucks

CitizenSugar — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:10:10 -0700

What do Cindy Crawford, Seal, and Dennis Quaid have in common? Nope, it's not a movie remake version of Three's Company (I wish). They were just three of the celebs who came out to a pricey, glitzy Obama fundraiser last night in LA.

For the crowd of 900, Seal performed "A Change Is Gonna Come," while the campaign sang all the way to the bank. Estimated take from the shindig where VIP dinner tickets went for $28,500 per couple? About $5 million smackers. Not bad for a night's work - public funding does seem puny when your own public is the fabulously wealthy.

Other luminaries included Don Cheadle, Samuel L. Jackson, Jennifer Beals, and Lost producer JJ Abrams. Quaid introduced Seal's performance saying, "he's here tonight to sing for the superman for everyone - Barack Obama."

Is Barack snapping up the center square for the win in this money game of Hollywood Squares? It would seem so. To find out how, read more.

A study by the Center for Responsive Politics showed that Obama has collected more than $4 million from movie, TV, and music types, Clinton took $3.4 million, and McCain? A not-so-big $636,000, with donations from Jerry Bruckheimer and Lorne Michaels.

A McCain spokesman explains his relegation to "extra" like this:

Hollywood is always an uphill climb for Republicans. I think that we're very encouraged by the support that we've been able to get from the folks in the entertainment industry, and John McCain is a great fan of a lot of the work that they do.

He did have a role in Wedding Crashers after all.

Obama is looking to share his wealth - he's asked donors to help bail Hillary out of her debt yesterday, and he's not all celeb centric - he did just downplay all the hoopla surrounding the infamous "ScarJo" emails. Does this type of fund raising keep in line with Obama's quest to abandon a "broken system" and fund his campaign by the people? What draws celebs to the Democratic party?

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Come Story Telling with me!! The Completed Story

DearSugar — Sun, 27 May 2007 10:05:51 -0700

I hope you all enjoyed this new feature as much as I did! Your wild imaginations made for a great story line! To read the completed tale you all helped create, read more

"I can't believe I did it.. I actually went blond!!" I said in utter shock. "Marco, my stylist, has been convincing me to go for like a year and now that I've done it I'm totally ready to start my social experiment: do blonds or brunettes have more fun?" I explained into my cell phone as I hurried down the street to meet Jason. "I'm really excited for happy hour. I get to begin my experiment!" Already, I felt bubbly and ready for fun - was it the hair talking? I caught a glimpse of myself in a store window on my way to meet Jason. "Hmmm -- this hair needs something. Gucci sunglasses! Jason won't mind if I'm a ave the scene scoped out and your next conquest selected. Girl how do you do it?? The real reason I called you to meet me here is that I have to tell you something... Chad and I are looking for a surrogate, and I know its a lot to ask of you, but we've been bff's since the sandbox days. Whadaya say? I didn't think anything would draw my attention away from the hottie in the corner, but Jason's question snapped me out of my reverie. "You are telling me you want these genes for your kid? You do remember what my nose looked like a few years ago, don't you?" At that, Jason broke out laughing. I could tell he had been nervous, as anyone would be, asking someone to father their child. After a short pause (did i mention awkward pause) I realized he was serious. Just as I realized this, I ordered a cosmo from the cute bartender and told him to prepare two more because I'll be right back. Jason, who was still waiting for that long awaited response, hovered above me like a helicopter until I finally blurted out, "find my heart, you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever."

Jason stared at me as I downed my drink and was working on standing so Kyle could catch my most flattering angle. "Maybe we should talk about this another time when you're not busy doing your best axe commercial impression. Boom chica bowow!" He said with a laugh. I was about to respond when I caught Kyle's eye and he smiled. And with that smile I was reminded of the wedding. The wedding I couldn't remember before but I was suddenly remembering now. Kyle was the Best Man and he gave the sweetest speech. I suddenly remembered his exact words. He said," "True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another," which made me smile because I knew he was quoting "The Wedding Crashers." While others wiped their eyes after his words (including Jason), I smiled knowing I caught him. But still I couldn't get the questioning look out of Jason's eyes. "So will you do it?" He asked. "What? Be your surrogate??" I turned my full attention on him-knowing Kyle would be into me playing hard to get and said I remember he came with a date. I wonder if he's still into blonde's.

Jason gave me a death glare! "Have you always been this self absorbed?" he said. I wondered why his panties are all in a knot. "But Jason, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity here. What are the chances of seeing him again!" He gave me an incredulous look and said "By the way, the blond looks brassy." as he stomped out of the bar. I felt bad, but even worse now I was alone and Kyle was looking so good that I couldn't take my eyes off of him. When the bartender asked me if I wanted another drink I said "sure, but will you send one over to that gentlemen in the corner?" Just as I turned back around to refresh my mental picture of him, a tall brunette in what possibly could have been the shortest dress in all of New York City, was giving him a kiss on the cheek. I wondered who this floozy was. She was kissing my man (well not really but the guy who I am utterly attracted to). As Kyle was getting the drink I ordered, I decided to make my way to the ladies room. Since Kyle was standing in this brunette's direction, I figured a small minor bump into may spill the drink on this floozy. That will show her to mess with my man! As I oh-so-subtly bumped into Ms. Floozy on my way to the Ladies', she lost her balance and fell into Kyle's arms. Drat! It backfired! Now she's kissed him *and* been saved by him! As the pair regained their balance, Ms. Floozy turned to face me. I was not expecting to see... my publisher, Martha! I stammered, my face flushing a deep red. I managed to squeak, "Hello, Martha. I'm actually here working on my next article." Luckily, she clapped her hands together, completely forgetting how I'd collided into her moments before. "Lizzie!" she squealed, "you've gone blond! You look absolutely fabulous! I -must- introduce you to my nephew, Kyle." My cheeks flush red embarrassed by my mistake. "Kyle," I say holding out my hand, "it's so nice to meet you again." We shake hands and I can feel the electricity charge through our touch. I snap back to reality when Martha asks me, "So what's this article about?" In that instant my mind went blank. Kyle was not with Martha. hmmm. I wonder if he likes my hair too and then it hit me "On whether blonde's or brunettes have more fun. I have completed the brunette portion of the experiment" I said. I flipped my hair out and said "Time to find out about blonds!" Martha was just about to ask about dependent and independent variables of my "in depth" experiment, when Kyle jumps in and says, "Have we met before?" Crushed! I struggle to find the right words but my mind is racing and now he's smiling and I can't stop wondering if he ever had braces because his teeth are perfect.

"I'm kidding," he says, touching my hip. "The wedding, how could I forget? You were the one that had the best chicken dance!" Of all the things he could remember about me, it had to be that damn chicken dance. "Yea! That was me!" I said to humor him and myself. "So what are you doing here in NYC? I thought you lived in Los Angeles!" He took a sip of his drink when Martha budded in with "Oh well Kyle here is getting married this weekend at the Waldorf!" I stood in shock. I replied to Martha, "I'm sorry, this may be the cosmos talking, but what did you just say?" Martha replied, "Kyle is getting married to Jana, you remember Jana she used to be your gynecologist. (Great the man I want inspecting my private parts is marrying the one person who knows more about them than me) I thought to myself, 'ohhhhhh I'm so happy for you Jana is so lovely' but I quickly said my goodbyes and made an hasty retreat for home. On mt way, I hastily called Jason for support as I always do in situations like this. He wasn't answering his phone. Why isn't he answering his phone? Oh... yeah... I left him at the bar! I am such a horrible friend I thought to myself and immediately drove myself back to the hair salon -- clearly nothing was going to go my way as a blond so I went back to my roots, dark long locks just as I belong!

GiggleSugar Reader Spotlight: KiDoE

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:00:00 -0800

KiDoE is one of our most loyal readers. We love her fun comments and love of cats , so we decided to find out more! If you'd like to learn more about KiDoE,
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GS: What’s your motto?
KiDoE: I would if I could, but I can’t, so I won’t.

GS: Where are you from?
KiDoE: SoCal! But would love to live in New York.

GS: What do you do?
KiDoE: I am an Inventory Reconciliation Manager. (They let me come up with the title myself.)

GS: How would you describe your sense of humor?
KiDoE: I am the LOL type . . . I hold nothing back! I even ROTFL and sometimes LMAO. If your ever having quiet time and hear a burst of laughter, that’s me!

GS: What’s your favorite GiggleSugar post?
KiDoE: My all-time favorite post is Dangerously Cute Kitten. I had to go back a few times. I couldn’t get enough of that video!

GS: Who’s the cutest funny man and funny woman?
KiDoE: Sacha Baron Cohen (he’s “bery niice”) and Isla Fisher. I think she’s cute and I loved her in Wedding Crashers.

GS: Who are your favorite male and female comedians?
KiDoE: Dave Chappelle and Wanda Sykes (And G.Lo = George Lopez, had to sneak him in, hehehehe!)

GS: What’s your favorite comedy of all time?
KiDoE: Borat and Napoleon Dynamite, both dumb movies like me. When I was younger, we would go to the local video rental store and pick out movies. My cousin and I would pick our movies and the adults theirs. My uncle would always look at our selection and say “Dumb movies for dumb people.” LOL.

GS: If your life were a comedy, what would it be?
KiDoE:It would be a lot like Half-Baked I think this is self explanatory - LOL.

GS: Do you look like someone famous? Some say I look like Kelis others say I look like Devon Aoki (they’re all lies to me). I think I look like my famous self (confident much?).

KiDoE Free-for-all: My name is Nancy. I’m 22-years-old. I’m engaged and will be getting married either December 2008 or in four weeks! LOL. We’re crazy that way. I have two cats, Milo and Baby, and we are expecting . . . expecting another cat (LOL gotcha!). I go to school for photography, I love to cook, bake, read, write, and drive around listening to music. And I strongly believe that you can only make yourself happy, so whatever blows your skirt up, just go for it! I love you Giggle! OH! OH! And when I grow up I want to be just like Britney Spears!

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(KiDoE, with Milo and Baby, kissin' her man, Dave Chappelle, George Lopez, Wanda Sykes, Sacha Baron Cohen, Isla Fisher)

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Twin Peeps

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 00:02:00 -0700

Wedding Crashers' Isla Fisher and singer Marie Osmond.

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The Wife Of A Very Influential Man Makes A Pass At You ...

DearSugar — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 18:48:48 -0700

Remember when "Kitty Kat" made Owen Wilson feel her breasts in Wedding Crashers? Her husband was a Senator. Think of the repercussions on your career and well being if he found out. That's some heavy consequences for a quick roll in the hay. Are you willing to risk it?

Please Pass The Popcorn

DearSugar — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:16:20 -0700

Dear Sugar
My boyfriend and I date long distance. He's coming in next weekend and the forecast is calling for rain. I can't wait to snuggle up to him all weekend. What are a few good date movies we'll both enjoy? Film Aficionado

Dear Film Aficionado
I'll begin my recommendations by genre. 9 1/2 weeks is hot and sexy! Start with this one to get him in the mood for a weekend indoors. Wedding Crashers is a hysterical comedy that both sexes are sure to love. Even if you've already seen it, somehow more and more hidden jokes reveal themselves (call me kitty cat). Usual Suspects is both a great mystery movie. It happens to be one of my all-time favorites. Crash won movie of the year at the Oscars. It's a drama that you will be talking about well after you see it. Walk The Line is both a musical and a dramatic love story. Same as Moulin Rouge. If you are in the mood for something of a lesser blockbuster type, both March of The Penguins and Touching The Void are documentary survival stories. All are available on netflix , so get your order in ASAP. Enjoy.