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Movie Scenes So Bad...They're Good

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 May 2007 14:00:00 -0700

It's no surprise that this little montage is Web Junk TV's Junk Of The Day. Some film buff compiled six categories of bad movie scenes and completely redeemed them in the process. How? Well, I've learned that bad scripts and bad acting go hand-in-hand (who gives a shrug before they die?); that horses have an amazing capability to roll over and electric slide their way out of trouble when necessary; and that it's perfectly acceptable to be an obnoxious perv on a first date. Who would've thunk?

Before There Was Lung Cancer...

GiggleSugar — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 15:00:00 -0700

Do you think smoking cigarettes is bad for you? How about eating them? Our pals over at Web Junk TV revived Tom Mullica's classic coupling of cigarettes and comedy. And yes, I guess cigarettes can be funny...when you're completely unaware of the fact that second-hand smoke kills, as people were back then. But you're just fine online, so enjoy.

Remember This Nut Job?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:00:00 -0700

We recently posted Mr. Pregnant (as he calls himself) as our Moobalicious Bachelor Du Jour in hope that a blind and selfless someone would give our eyes a break and steal him away from his webcam for a while. No such luck. This nut job, who specializes in population control by way of curbing reproductive urges worldwide, now has a real job. Yes, his internet fame has landed him on our television screens. Even he thinks it's "freakin' crazy!"

Catching Up With The Star Wars Kid

GiggleSugar — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:36:23 -0700

Web Junk TV updates us on one of the most well known cewebrities-- the Star Wars kid. His spastic seriousness, coupled with his complete lack of coordination, made him an internet superstar overnight. He couldn't handle all the fame, however, and had to eventually seek counseling. I wouldn't rule out the possibility that he needed counseling looooong before his internet Jedi debut.

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 May 2007 11:54:28 -0700

Dog nurses tiger triplets. - Cute Overload
Save this stuffed bunny's life. - 10mg
Homer Simpson's had lots of jobs. - College Humor
Arms. Who needs them anyway? - Top 10 Virals
The MySpace Bad Hair Awards - i am bored
Sitcom television: So easy, even a caveman can do it. - ABC.com
A Symphony Of Boredom: Sounds good, but where's the zzzzzz....? - Web Junk TV
The 10 Greatest Completely Insane Television Shows Of All Time - Best Week Ever

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:02:18 -0700

Tigers might become extinct? War in Iraq? But what about Paris Hilton?! - Gallery Of The Absurd
Top 10 pop culture urban legends. - Cracked
"Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis is writing letters from jail. Boo freakin' hoo. - Best Week Ever
Someone's gonna be in trou-ble! Robbie Williams knocked off stage during concert! - Web Junk TV
This guy proves that Beyonce is truly "Irreplaceable." - i am bored
Even gangstas got curfews. - Glumbert
Who needs nine months when you have 50 cents and a whole lotta skill?- College Humor
Mary Poppins called. She wants her word back. - Web Junk TV

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:52:35 -0700

Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper to clean up her image. - Web Junk TV
Macaulay Culkin fends off Michael Jackson in videogame. - Best Week Ever
How to be a vampire 101. - Heavy.com
Another one bites the dust and enters The Slang Graveyard. - College Humor
What's better than a massage? A massage performed by baby goats, of course! - Web Junk TV
Minister falls from grace mid-sermon. - Top 10 Virals
Need a mid-week pick me up? - Kirkegaard.us
Draw your own cartoon character and then watch it get its groove on. - i am bored

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 May 2007 11:45:00 -0700

A suggestion: Bad Taste Rehab for Britney? - Pretty On The Outside
Jerk tackles Robocop on stilts. Robocop and normal cops pissed. - Web Junk TV
The 7 worst television/movie towns. - Cracked
10 Steps to Britney's Bikini Bod. - Best Week Ever
Have you visited Google Smart Ass yet? - College Humor
This is how I feel every Monday morning. - ejb
"Great looking western style jeans"...whatever you say, Chuck Norris. - i am bored
Ah, the thrill of summer love... - Top 10 Virals

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:53:15 -0700

Male camel toe? Moose knuckle? Call it what you will--it's ugly, folks. - EJB.com
Simon tells Ryan to come out of the closet. - PopSugar
Cat responsible for devastating train wreck. - Web Junk TV
CELEBRITY TREND WATCH: Adopted Foreign Babies - The Daily Show
Local television commercials: a new art form? - Preston and Steve
When crazy cat ladies attack! - College Humor
The 20 Worst Cover Songs In Pop Music History - Cracked
Whatchoo talkin' about Willis?! - Daily HaHa
Yeah, it's time to get the old car washed. And by car, I mean kid. - EJB.com

50% Car, 100% WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 May 2007 12:30:00 -0700

Despite losing the junk in its trunk, this low-rider can still bust a move. I'm sure these dudes are wondering what woman could possibly resist a "sporty" two-seater with a mean (spray) paint job like this, but boys, we can. Less is not always more.

Thanks, Web Junk TV!