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Meteorologists Predict an Extremely Brisk Autumn

GiggleSugar — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:00:00 -0700

What with hurricanes and tornadoes scaring the bejeezus out of everyone, meteorologists are chasing that next big news story that will make them feel relevant. The solution? Report on "an extremely brisk Autumn" filled with loads of "crunchy leaves" and kids out playing ball in "extremely moderate weather." Scary stuff!

Crazy Weather Forecaster Is Either Dying or Laughing

GiggleSugar — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:00:00 -0700

It's hard to tell. And I thought this woman's laugh was strange.

Weatherman Really Loves the Cincinnati Reds - or Drugs

GiggleSugar — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:00:39 -0700

Well, this video is officially my new favorite news blooper. Though I'm not sure you can really call it a "blooper," since this weatherman fully intends to dance with the Cincinnati Reds mascot (to the tune of John Fogerty's "Centerfield") before chasing the baseball-headed maiden around the studio. I think I'll have what this weatherman is having instead.

Nervous Weatherman Needs to Chill

GiggleSugar — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:15:00 -0700

Louis Badalament is either ill-prepared or extremely nervous. Or both. Watch the poor dude start, stop, "ugh," and "umm" through his report on the local and national weather conditions. It may be freezing outside, but someone's sweating bullets up in here. And I just can't look away.

Weatherman's Former Life Comes Back to Haunt Him

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

While weatherman Chip Maxham is giving his forecast, the technicians behind the camera are having a passive-aggressive good time with the text at the bottom of the screen. This is either revenge run amok, a sick joke, or one nightmarish blooper. Meanwhile, Chip's without a clue and as chipper as can be . . .

Weather Gal Cranks That Soulja Boy

GiggleSugar — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 13:00:00 -0800

It's just business, as usual, for Jill Nicolini of the CW11 Morning News. The camera cuts to her for a weather report, but she immediately launches into a personal shout-out, followed by a little weather talk, along with a whole lotta Soulja Boy bebop and tap dancing. So much for getting into work on time . . .

Weatherman Needs to Go Potty

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:00:00 -0800

Did someone not learn the basics in preschool? Go potty often, so you don't catch yourself in a bind, and more importantly, never hold your crotch while performing the tip-toe dance when you do have to go. What's so hard here?

X-Rated Weather Report

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:30:00 -0700

Someone should tell him that he has a bad angle. (Or a good one, depending on how you look at it.)

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Crazy Weatherman Still Employed

GiggleSugar — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0700

We've encountered this weatherfreak before and I'm shocked to see that he's still on the air-- still screaming, still dancing and still making all the wrong predictions. He says it'll be "a dry night tonight," but if that's the case, then why does the screen behind him announce a t-storm on a thunderous backdrop? Thanks for nothing dude.

Weatherman Embarrasses The Weather

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:00:00 -0700

You may recall that we've encountered this weatherman gone wild before. His name is Mark Mathis and he's the go-to guy for forecasts in Charlotte, North Carolina. He's also demonstrably insane. He's done the weather in an undershirt, in a flower costume, and in drag. It just makes me wonder-- where's his boss? More importantly, where are his pills?