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That's One Way to Sell a Watermelon
I've never needed any added incentive to buy a watermelon (mmm . . .
Not in the Mood? Have Some Watermelon
Have you or your honey been less than excited to get busy lately? If so, don't start popping Cialis or Levitra pills just yet. A quick trip to the produce aisle or your local farmers' market to pick up some juicy, sweet watermelon could do the trick, and no, this is not a joke!
Must Have Melon
He's not even a year old yet, but Gus can put away the groceries. This here is his very first taste of watermelon. Or shall I say, his very first taste of half a watermelon.
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Headline of the Day
Watermelon-Eating Dog Provokes Stabbing
I'm tired as I write this, but I think that even if I were of sound mind and body, this would still make no sense. Apparently, a Boston dude stabbed himself "to prove to his brother he wasn't afraid of pain," according to police. A lot of other weird shit happens after that, and the writer of this news story seems intent on pinning it on the watermelon-eating dog (not pictured above) with the seemingly innocent words "helped cause" as in, "A dog eating a watermelon helped cause a Boston man to repeatedly stab himself..."
Cute Alert: Guinea Pig Watermelon Eating Party
Some people may think that getting invited to an Oscars after party or the Met Costume Institute Gala in New York City means they've arrived. That's because they haven't witnessed what is the event of the season: the Guinea Pig Watermelon Eating Party. (Clothing optional!) All you have to do is bring your cute little muzzle, some funny noises, and lots of enthusiasm.
What Was Your Worst Summer Job?
Before we all get the fabulous jobs that express our personalities and true abilities — we often have to suck it up in crap jobs.
Yes, they help us build character. Yes, we learn how to budget small amounts of money, learning the valuable fiscal lesson that no amount of saving will buy us a trip to Paris and allow us to purchase our dream wardrobes on a part-time, minimum-wage salary.
Giggle Links
- The Guinea Pig Olympics look awesome! — Life in the Fast Lane
- Penis power! I could listen to these women talk about sex all day.
Product of the Day: Zit Poppers Candy
I wonder if I can get this Zit Poppers Candy in time to hand out to the kiddies on Halloween. Basically, you pretend to pop them and the "bloody candy ooze" (their words, not mine) that comes out has a wonderful strawberry or watermelon flavor. Even better than the disgusting look of the candies is the write-up for this product: "Each insane box of Zit Poppers Candy contains 3.25 ounces of candy zits.
Presidential Election Mailers Can Get Ugly
Messages based on fear have been getting out via mailers lately. The Republican Party of Virginia has sent out an ad that says "American must look evil in the eye and never flinch." It features an almost unrecognizable picture of Osama bin Laden, in which the skin is darker, the beard lighter, and the nose covered by words.
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