You know those Verizon commercials with the "Can you hear me now?" guy and his Network army of followers? What if you saw them one day while making plans to meet someone in a park?
Verizon has a really interesting spin on the word "open." "Remodelling" also has a curious definition. Let me translate: "We are open a dusty, empty shell in the middle of remodelling demolishing what used to be our store."
This is one of the most ridiculous masterpieces I've seen on the net. But I wouldn't mind toting around a guinea pig phone for a change; I'd take a call from a furball any day. Although Verizon's "Can you tickle me now?"