It appears that Robert Matthew Van Winkle is atoning for the monstrous "Ice Ice Baby" (whose main riffs weren't even his) by apologizing in a video, a video produced as a viral ad by Virgin Australia, so I hear. Anyway, he certainly isn't the only one guilty of a bad hit! Who should apologize next?
What kind of fourth-rate news correspondent calls in a couple backup dancers and sings the most annoying rap song of the '90s while reporting on domestic abuse charges? See it to believe it folks. This is exactly why I tune into BBC — for sensible, totally decent, nonderogatory news broadcasts.
Yes, it's that time of year again: tax time. And who better to get you motivated than Vanilla Ice? There's no dodging Uncle Sam, or, apparently, Vanilla Ice.
Jim Carrey is in rare form on "In Living Color."
Okay, so it's not exactly current, but Jim Carrey as Vanilla Ice is hilarious: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout/(Work it out!)" Word to your mother...
Last week, we watched Gollum and Smeagol, of Lord Of The Rings, get slugged with the Barry White bat. This week, the Ice Age penguins get hit with the thugly stick- but it's all good, cuz they know how to "walk it out."
I made a screen shot of this bizarro Vermont Craigslist ad just so you guys believe me that it's an actual post. It reads: "We have started making ice cream from breast milk. And we know a few people that want it.
Some people get their news from fancy newspapers and high falutin' websites, and some, if you're like me, learn things from the lid of a pint of Haagen-Dazs. Would that I were kidding, this is the truth folks: did you know that honey bees are disappearing like size 8 shoes at a sale? It's true.
Dear Sugar
I am planning to throw a holiday dinner party at my home for eight friends in the beginning of December. Do you know of any delicious warm winter meals that I can serve that are relatively easy to cook? I work full time and will be able to get out early but will only have about an hour and a half to prepare.