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Archie McPhee is my go-to source for fart spray, bacon bandages, and all manner of necessary-to-life sundries. So imagine my surprise when I went there to see that they are now purveyors of fine art! Behold! Unicorn oil paintings by Ramirez, whoever that is! Read more
This sneak preview of the Aquabats! Supershow! has everything: talking mushrooms, trippy trees, and a scary unicorn lady. Aquabats! Supershow! is a new television show "based on the misadventures of rock 'n' roll's greatest super dude men." In this installment, they're stuck in traffic and late for a show. How are they gonna get there? There's only one way to find out. . . Read more
I'm all about unicorns these days, so I think I'd actually injure myself in order to put on one of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages. OK, maybe I'll just decorate myself with them like I did as a kid. (I had a thing for bandages.) Read more
It only makes sense that these two hot pieces would hook up. I wonder what magical creature will come from this union. Source Read more
A while back, we introduced you to Charlie the Unicorn, who gets lured to Candy Mountain by a couple of sociopathic unicorns. Before his kidney gets harvested (!), a group of candies sing him the most splendiferous song! Here it is for your viewing (and listening) pleasure. Enjoy! Read more
I'm filing this under "so bad it's good." But you might want to just file it under "bad" and call it a day. Be sure to stay tuned for the song and dance number at the end, and if someone could please tell me what is up with that guy's head toss, I'd be wildly appreciative. (If you'd like to make this unicorn, please click here and read the comments first!) Thanks for this weirdness, Read more
One day a gay boy was granted a wish from a genie. His wish: a planet full of unicorns. One was named Feathers, another Cadillac, and another...Tom Cruise. This is the story of Planet Unicorn... Read more
Those of you who watch all of this and hate it can send their comments and complaints to Emma. Those of you who love it can write to me. (Bad. Joke.) But first, a little set-up: Two annoying unicorns lure Charlie, also a unicorn, to Candy Mountain, where he gets the surprise of his life. The candies sing a great song, but before you get to hear it you have to endure possibly the most annoying Read more
The second episode of Glee's third season has quite a bit more emotional meat than the premiere did, bringing Rachel's birth mother Shelby back to shake up both Rachel and Quinn's worlds. Meanwhile, the glee club begins dance practice and the school's musical starts its auditions, which affect Kurt in a few negative ways. Sue is still trying to destroy the club, a plot line that's not getting Read more
I Heart Unicorns ($52) may not seem like the winningest handle for a perfume, especially given the fact that most fragrances trade on exclusivity or sexiness to sell. If, however, you love sugar and things that smell exactly like a blend of orange Starbursts, Pez candy, and bubble gum, then you may just love this gourmand scent. Unicorns opens with a burst of orange creamsicle, then moves on to Read more
