What the world needs now is a savory mint, don'tcha think? Introducing Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints. Each mint provides you with a burst of "crispy bacon" flavor!
Ha! The genius who brought you The Oral Stage gets props from the geniuses at Archie McPhee who brought you Uncle Oinker's Bacon Flavored Mints. But seriously, sometimes, a lollipop is just a lollipop...