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1 A Real Ninja Turtle!
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2 Bill O'Reilly's Best Interview Yet
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3 Hothead In A Half Shell
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4 Turtle Wants To Get It On
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5 Cute Alert: Baby Turtle!
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6 Two-Headed Turtle Has Lady Troubles
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7 The Teenage Mutant Canine Turtle
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8 Guinea Pig Phone?
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9 Cute Alert: Turtle Gets His Snack On
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10 Cute Alert: Tiny Tortoise Tries to Eat a Tomato
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11 Shoe to Tiny Turtle: I'm Just Not That Into You
I grew up on 13 acres of woodland with a brook that ran through our property. Although the location offered us privacy from neighbors, we did encounter plenty of other creatures on the land, including deer, raccoons, possums, owls, and my favorite: turtles! I often saw turtles meandering across our mile-long driveway and always stopped to say hello to the gentle reptiles. I never thought about Read more
Some yoga poses look more pretzel-y than others, and this one for sure makes the list. All you runners and bikers out there — this pose is a must-do because it'll increase flexibility in your tight hamstrings, and stretch the muscles in your lower back. Sanskrit Name: Kurmasana English Translation: Tortoise Pose Also Called: Turtle So hop on your mat and read more Read more
It pains me to post this video. It chronicles a particularly embarrassing moment in the life of this tiny toity here who is doing his damnedest to have sexy-times with a completely uninterested shoe. He was the little turtle who could. Only, he couldn't. Sad. Get Flash to see this player. var so2921220 = new Read more
Say that 10 times fast, and then you might begin to understand this little guy's plight. He begins his Sisyphean journey to take a bite out of a cherry tomato, but as soon as he gets to it, it slips from under his little beaklike maw. Finally, a human comes in and holds it still so he can get a little bite. This is dramatic stuff, people — in a toitie's world, anyway. Read more
It's a mashed potato-eatin' toity! I heart him. Source Read more
This is one of the most ridiculous masterpieces I've seen on the net. But I wouldn't mind toting around a guinea pig phone for a change; I'd take a call from a furball any day. Although Verizon's "Can you tickle me now?" campaign would get old real fast. . . Read more
This Florida psychologist spent ten years training a turtle to perform dog tricks. The turtle can sit, shake, and roll over on command. It's a beautiful thing. The turtle also helps the doc with his patients, which makes me wonder if he's rewarded with his fair share of the revenue. One of these days, I'm sure he'll bark up and let us know. No joke. Read more
You may have already seen this two-headed turtle. It's been working the talk show circuit and making guest appearances left and right, so to speak. So Letterman got the 411 and somehow this mutant turtle's still cruising solo (minus the extra head) down dating lane. I guess making a move of any kind has been a bit difficult, but don't them "perty" lady turtles realize that two heads equal two Read more
I love this curmudgeonly little toitie. What other baby animal comes out looking so grumpy and old? You can almost hear him saying, "Harrumph!" And I could picture him smokin' a pipe and reading Tolstoy in his study. Okay, that might be too much. And yet look at his "bustin' out of the shell" photo below. He's all, "Get the party started, beyotches!!!" Mr. Toitie has so many dimensions to Read more
Hard times call for desperate measures pleasures. Unfortunately, this seduction scene didn't pan out as planned... Read more
