This foul-mouthed, stogie-sportin' pooch was at the Republican National Convention last week, and in between insulting people, he managed to show that he has a soft spot for Anderson Cooper. (Sigh—I could listen to that man giggle until eternity.) Well, Triumph can't help but embarrass Coop, and calls him "Anderson Pooper," but you'll see why. .
This goes without saying, but Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at Comic-Con, the comic book convention, is like shooting fish in a barrel. With zingers lobbed at them like "May the loneliness be with you," and "If you're here, who's at home disappointing your parents?" you wonder if these folks on camera have any common sense.
Conan's feisty canine punk-ass with the Cuban accent is basically shooting fish in a barrel with this one. He shows up at a premiere for Attack of the Clones and says that the real show is here, at "Return of the Dorks." You will cringe for these poor souls as you laugh your ass off...
Okay, this bitchy pooch is my new hero. Here he is at the Tony Awards ("A who's who of who cares") insulting people up and down. Highlights?
Conan takes us on a journey to tour the wondrous and far-off world known as "the prop room." It may be the underbelly of the set and look a lot like a dungeon, but it's a land of hidden treasures and pointless pieces of sh*t — all there for the looking! From an Oscar (getting a prostate exam) to Triumph the Comic Insult Dog to random roadkill, the prop room is where it's at.
This is so wrong, but hilarious. He's like Triumph The Comic Insult Dog, but he's a stuffed deer strapped to the hood of a car.
Since when do puppets make guest appearances on the evening news? And give the weather report, no less? Since Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, took the world by storm.