I'm not sure what's going to happen tonight, but I'm a little afraid to find out.
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I like, totally need a new halo.
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The question mark after "string up tomatoes" is about right, as in: What? The? F*ck?
I love that after the sequence "tobacco, hamburger, tater gems (?), bacon, hashbrowns and perogies (sic)," and before item # 5 (weed) — this person writes "goodies." What, was all that other stuff the essentials?
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Since the holiday passed, it's time to put that Christmas tree back in storage dammit.
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At least she saves the crazy for last.
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