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Titanic: The Alternate Ending

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:00:00 -0800

I cannot stop laughing. I am pretty sure this means I'm feeble minded.

Samuel L. Jackson: The Lost Titanic Screen Test

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:10:00 -0700

This is totally what James Cameron's Titanic would have sounded like directed by Quentin Tarantino and starring Samuel "mother effing" L. Jackson. Not sure why this guy is all over the Internet now, but I like it! Titanic totally would have benefited from this adrenaline shot to the eardrums! (Needless to say, languagewise, it's NSFW.)

The Titanic Of All Bunny Parodies

GiggleSugar — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:00:00 -0800

If you didn't have the patience to sit through the lifetime-and-a-half long original movie, then we have your recap right here. And it's even better because old Leo and Kate have been replaced with...[drum roll, please]...colorful cartoon bunnies! And you know what they say about bunnies- they know how to cut to the chase.

Titanic: With Those Bunnies Again!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 00:02:00 -0700

These 30 Second Bunnies clips from Angry Alien Productions are better than Cliffs Notes! I sooo would have rather watched this than the melodramatic (and long) original!

Love Hotels Do Brisk Business in Japan

TresSugar — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:10:57 -0700

Young and in love (or lust?) with no place to knock boots? If you have extra cash and live in Japan, there are a multitude of love hotels available for trysting - even a Titanic themed hotel for those who believe their love will go on.

There are about 25,000 love hotels in Japan and even in a bad economy, business is booming. They offer rooms by the hour, with underground parks and entrances and screens to shield visitors’ license plates if they so wish. Yes, love hotels can be places for illicit meetings with prostitutes or adulterers, but more often than not, they offer Japanese couples who may be living in close quarters with their families a place they can go for some private we time.

Yuichi Ito, a twenty-something living with his parents, explains why he frequents them: "My family is my Dad and my Mom, and I have two younger brothers. But we only have four rooms, so it is a very crowded house."

With typical Japanese whimsy, love hotels are often themed - couples can dress up as nurses and doctors, play with bondage toys, or stay in rooms that look like classrooms or trains.

Foreign investors are looking to swoop in on the love hotel action, especially since big Japanese corporations find them too seedy to be associated with. British businessman Steve Mansfield already runs six of them - and wants to run more. Rebranding them is in order, though. He refers to them as "leisure hotels."

Bailing It Out: Just How Much Is $700 Billion Anyway?

CitizenSugar — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:30:11 -0700

Oh, bailout, you're our new Sarah Palin. We can't stop talking about you, yet we know so little about you. The president is set to give a televised address about the state of the economy tonight at 9 p.m. EDT - but here's the real question I've been wondering about since the $700 billion figure first popped up: exactly how much is $700 billion anyway?

Well for starters, if you count this double-image pic of gajillionaire Bill Gates as two . . . and then add the other 10 of him in net worth, that's how much $700 billion is: 12 Bill Gateses. That's only a dozen right? Not so many. (?!)

To see the whole dirty dozen of Billy, and more perspective on the figure (including Titanic comparisons) read more.

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The bill for every living soul currently in the US, if everyone were to pay their share? $2,300 per person.
The sum of everyone's net worth on the Forbes 400 list is twice the cost of the bailout.
It would take the box office equivalent of 381 Titanics to reach $700 billion.
Florida's gross domestic product would cover the tab.
Though looking forward, if nothing is done to fix Social Security, in 75 years the shortfall of $4.3 trillion will be the cost of six bailouts.

So $700 billion: it's pocket change really. It's all in your perspective - right Bill?

GiggleSugar Best of the Week

GiggleSugar — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700

William Shatner has made quite a wonderful second career for himself being an oddball!
I TINK I am in love with this cat.
Is a penis slide really appropriate for a children's playground?
I think I've eaten at IFHM's (I F*cking Hate Monday's) before. They wouldn't sing me Happy Birthday. Bastards!
This cop dances like no one's watching. Thing is - we are!
This is your brain on McDonald's. Any questions?
Remember Rickrolling? How about Barackrolling?
Samuel L. Jackson and the lost Titanic screen test.

Accountants Gone Wild?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:00:00 -0700

Casual Friday gone terribly, terribly wrong? Someone help me out here. (And yes, I think that's a Titanic baby-tee tank top.)

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Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:30:00 -0700

We all know that breakfast cereals are a big money maker for food titans such as Kellog and General Mills. What is breakfast cereal, really? Some sugary corn by-product with a snazzy box and perhaps a prize for the kiddies. Easy peasy. Our friends at Cracked had a little too much fun coming up with their own breakfast cereal ideas. They might go over well at Spencer's gifts, but I doubt these would fly at your local supermarket. Let's check out some of the best ideas . . . Source

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Dear Poll: Do You Believe in One Soul Mate?

DearSugar — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:00:00 -0800

If you've ever seen The Notebook, Titanic, or Romeo and Juliet, you might believe that there really only is one soul mate for everyone. I mean, could you imagine Allie and Noah with anyone else but each other in the end? On the other hand, I'm sure you've been in more than one serious relationship where you thought he was the one, only to realize it was actually the guy after him that was. I go back and forth on this one but what I want to know is, do you believe that we're destined to only have one soul mate, or do you think it's possible to have more than one love of your life?

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