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Elmo Has Officially Lost It

GiggleSugar — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:00:00 -0800

This two-year-old's favorite talking Elmo toy had a change of heart after getting a change of batteries. This particular toy is creepily called the "Elmo Knows Your Name" doll and can be hooked up to a computer and programmed to say certain phrases and a child's name. After getting re-juiced, this little Elmo had some choice words for his best bud James. . .

Did Elmo Go to Rehab and Sober Up?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 03:00:00 -0800

I always considered Elmo a sloppy drunk - that off-balance, giggle-me-overkill routine was a little telling. But it looks like he's done himself some good in the past few months. He's now singing, dancing, beatboxing, and even busting out the ol' jazz hands. Ta-dah! Alright, on second thought, Elmo needs a stiff drink. For more vids of the red monster at play (cracking jokes and telling stories), click here.

Elmo Officially Freaks Me Out

GiggleSugar — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:00:00 -0700

Last week, I called it- there was a certain twitch in his movements and look of insanity in his eyes. Elmo was up to something and that something was a transformation. Who's getting the last laugh now? "ElmoSapien" is. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! This RoboElmo is not only creepier looking, but equipped with bad jokes too. So. Not. Necessary. (Thanks, Best Week Ever!)

If You're Happy And You Know It...

GiggleSugar — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:00:00 -0700

I'm not so sure about this alternative potty training method.

Source

Tickle Me Elmo Takes His Job VERY Seriously...Or Not

GiggleSugar — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:02:00 -0800

First of all, why are kids playing with fire? And what in the world could Elmo possibly have done to deserve such treatment- refuse a tickle? Oooh. But we see who gets the last laugh...

Tickle Me Emo: The Doll With "Issues"

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:31:37 -0800

I wish this thing were really on the market; it would be a huge hit. Tickle Me Emo, Elmo's "tortured, angst-ridden teen cousin" complains about stuff your average pierced, tattooed, asymmetrical haircut sporting teen does: not being understood, having to "hurt himself to feel," and how much he hates you. It's a Chucky doll for the masses, and I want one now.

Cute Alert: Puppy Loves Elmo

GiggleSugar — Wed, 21 May 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Oh, look - it's Tickle Me Elmo's littlest and furriest fan! Now, this little freako has a big fan...me, of course. (Seriously, though, what the heck is on this puppy's mind?)

Thanks, College Humor!

Wii Love This Baby!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 13:00:00 -0700

I think Tickle Me Elmo has a little too much influence with the toddler crowd. Since when is a game of golf this funny? Whatever the case, I'll have what he's having!

Baby Beyonce

GiggleSugar — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:00:00 -0800

I have no idea why this kid is stuffed in a cabinet to begin with (while her Tickle Me Elmo toy steals all the lap time with Daddy), but pushing that concern aside- this little Beyonce is quite the booty-shaker. And, although she's still in diapers, I wouldn't pin it all on genetics cuz backup dancer Dad is more so helicopter savvy than dance floor fly. Just watch.